Every village has to become a

Every village has to become a self-sufficient republic.

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It is a good reader

It is a good reader that makes a good book.

A newbroom sweeps

A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.

A gem is not

A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor is a man perfected without trials.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

He who gainsa

He who gainsa victory over other men is strong; but he who gains a victory over himselfis all powerful.

Let not thy will

Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.

Even a fish wouldn'

Even a fish wouldn't get into trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

Step after step

Step after step the ladder is ascended

You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

Night is the blotting

Night is the blotting paper of many sorrows.

Youcannot truly listen

Youcannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.

Love arrives on

Love arrives on tiptoe and bangs the door when it leaves.

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