The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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In loving, you lean on some one to hold him up.

Win/winis an attitude, not an outcome.

Theloftier the building the deeper the foundation must be.

Power will intoxicate the best hearts, as wine thestrongest heads. No man is wise enough, nor good enough to be trusted withunlimited power.

Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.

There is no passion in life as intense as the desire to change someone else's draft.

To sit alone in the lamp light with a book spread out before you-such is a pleasure beyond compare.

Bestill when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

Gossip is the art of saying nothing, in a manner that leaves nothing unsaid

In anyfree society, the conflict between social conformity and individual libertyis permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.

Timinghas a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

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