The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Tranquility will roof

Tranquility will roof a house, but discord can wear away the foundation of a city.

Ashes fly back into the face of him who throws them.

Afanatic is a person

Afanatic is a person who can’t change his mind and won’t change.

A barking dog is

A barking dog is often more useful than a sleeping lion.

We arejudged by

We arejudged by what we finish, not what we start.

Non-cooperationis a

Non-cooperationis a measure of discipline and sacrifice, and it demands respect for theopposite views.

We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

Laughteris the shortest

Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

Speakwhen you are

Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Zeal is fit only

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

Nobody'sa natural.

Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.

Freedom demands respect

Freedom demands respect for the freedom of others.

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