The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Mandoes not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eatthem.

There is a slogan written in the entrance gate of all schools in JAPAN ."IF U CANNOT DO, NO OTHER HUMAN IN THE WORLD CAN DO IT".Believe in YOURSELF.

A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives Ideas have endurance without death.

Analysis kills spontaneity.The grain once ground to floor,springs and germinates no more.

No battle is more sorely lost that the one not fought

Ignorancedoesn't kill you, but it does make you sweat a lot.

Thefreedom of the city is not negotiable. We cannot negotiate with those whosay, What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is negotiable.

Tranquility will roof a house, but discord can wear away the foundation of a city.

you cannot build character and courage by taking away man's initiatives and independence.

Youdon't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there. Anonymous Agood deal is a state of mind.

The good rain like a bad preacher, does not know when to leave off.

It's good to shut up sometimes.

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