The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

Jan, 21 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     903 views       Quotes

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Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.
Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.
An honest man's word is as good as his bond.
Thecorrect strategy for Americans negotiating with Japanese or other foreignclients is a Japanese strategy:ask questions. When you think you understand, ask more questions. Carefullyfeel for pressure points.If an impasse is reached, don't pressure. Sugges
Ho puri dil ki har khwaish teri, Ho khushiyon bhara jahaan tera, Agar tu maange aasmaan ka ek taara, To khuda de-de tumko aasmaan saara.
We own almostall our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.
Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.
To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.
Drown not thyself to save a drowning man
The loftierthe building the deeper the foundation must be.
Don'tput all your eggs in one basket.
All bravery stands upon comparisons.