The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Icannot divine how

Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.

A wise man has great power, and a man of knowledgeincreases strength.

Whenanger comes

Whenanger comes, wisdom goes.

A quiettongue shows

A quiettongue shows a wise head.

No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.

Sincerity is impossible,

Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character

Ninety-ninepercent of

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

One must be poor

One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.

Be your own judge

Be your own judge and you will be happy.

It isgreed to do

It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.

Faith is continuation of reason.

Faith is continuation of reason.

Few things help

Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.

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