The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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Every age thinks its battle the most important of all.
... That may appear as the truth to one personwill often appear as untruth to another person. But that need not worry theseeker. Where there is honest effort, it will be realized that what appearedto be different truths are like the countless and apparen
Only hethat has traveled the road knows where the holes are deep.
Old wood best of burn, old friend to trust and old authors to read.
Greatideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Talent alonewon't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the righttime, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are you ready?'
He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.
It is throughcooperation, rather than conflict, that your greatest successes will bederived.
No one wouldtalk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.
It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.
A half truth is a whole lie.
Wisdom requires that we pour a little oil of delicate courtesy on the wheels of friendship.