The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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It is no profit to

It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well.

Manyspeak much

Manyspeak much who cannot speak well.

Malice drinketh its

Malice drinketh its own poison.

Our power is

Our power is in our ability to decide.

Thedifficult part in

Thedifficult part in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather toknow it.

Thepessimist sees difficulty

Thepessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunityin every difficulty.

Changemeans movement.

Changemeans movement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.

Byblending the breath

Byblending the breath of the sun and the shade, true harmony comes into theworld.

A half truth is

A half truth is a whole lie.

Resolvingconflict is

Resolvingconflict is rarely about who is right. It is about acknowledgment andappreciation of differences.

Whodigs a pit for

Whodigs a pit for others will fall in themselves.

Long-rangeplanning

Long-rangeplanning works best in the short term.

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