The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Thosewho are at

Thosewho are at war with others are not at peace with themselves.

Power is something

Power is something of which I am convinced there is no innocencethis side of the womb.

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

Could agreater miracle

Could agreater miracle take place than for us to look through each other’seyes for an instant?

Religion is behaviour

Religion is behaviour and not mere belief.

Speech is of time

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity.

Zeal is fit only

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

We often pardon

We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.

When a man meets

When a man meets his mates society begins.

Nothing in life is

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

The World is but

The World is but, a school of inquiry.

Be your own judge

Be your own judge and you will be happy.

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