The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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The flowers of life are but illusions. How many fade away and leave no trace; how few yield any fruit and the fruit itself how rarely does it ripen!
The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth.
A quiettongue shows a wise head.
Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?
He whocannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.
What is required is sight and insight, then you might add one more excite.
Whenanger comes, wisdom goes.
Beware,as long as you live, of judging people of appearances.
Let usnever negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.
All marriedcouples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of makinglove. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Good battleis healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equalpartnership.
Man alone contains within himself as many species as exist on earth.
Being virtuous is no feat once temptation ceases.