The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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Renown and repose do not go together.
If you would know what nobody knows, read what everybody reads just after one year afterwards.
People who do not believe in miracles are not realist.
Whenyou lose, don't lose the lesson.
Freedom can only be real if it is freedom for those think differently.
Whateverfailures I have known, whatever errors I have committed, whatever follies Ihave witnessed in private and public life have been the consequence of actionwithout thought.
A goodmanager doesn't try to eliminate conflict; he tries to keep it from wastingthe energies of his people. If you're the boss and your people fight youopenly when they think that you are wrong that's healthy.
A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't care. Momentum is wht it wants to gather.
Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.
A foolshows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.
We gain freedom when we have paid full price for our right to live.
Soremarkably perverse is the nature of man that he despises those that court himand admires whoever will not bend before him.