The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Don'tclose the barn

Don'tclose the barn door after the horse runs away.

The good neighbour

The good neighbour looks beyond the external accidents and discerns those inner qualities that make all men human, and therefore, brothers.

There is no cure

There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

Be slow of tounge and

Be slow of tounge and quick of eye.

Be your own judge

Be your own judge and you will be happy.

Humoris the affectionate

Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.

It'swhen you're

It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

Thedeeper the waters

Thedeeper the waters are, the more still they run.

Compromiseis never anything

Compromiseis never anything but an ignoble truce between the duty of a man and theterror of a coward.

Knowledge leads to unity

Knowledge leads to unity, ignorance to diversity.

A status symbol

A status symbol is an instrument you clash when you want someone to know you are there.

One of the difficult

One of the difficult things to give away is kindness - is usually returned

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