The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

The ultimate measured a man is not where he stands in marents of comfort, but whre he stands at times of challenge & contraversy.

If youcan make a

If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.

I'vealways felt that a

I'vealways felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the numberof conflicting points of view he can entertain simultaneously on the sametopic.

It isdifficult to

It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.

The function of

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

The summit of happiness

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.

You can't go

You can't go very far if you don't begin very near.

Becausewe focused on

Becausewe focused on the snake, we missed the scorpion.

Too little liberty

Too little liberty brings stagnation, too much brings chaos.

No doctor is

No doctor is a good doctor who has never been ill himself.

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