The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Nothing has happend

Nothing has happend to you unless you make much of it.

The difficultpart in

The difficultpart in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather to know it.

You can't unscramble

You can't unscramble an egg.

One of the difficult

One of the difficult things to give away is kindness - is usually returned

If you tell the

If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supportingyou; but if not, you have infinite power against you.

Imagination is useful

Imagination is useful as long as it remains practical.

So longas a man

So longas a man is angry he cannot be in the right.

The hardest thing

The hardest thing to disguise is you feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the train for home.

Don'thate, it's too

Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

Lookingfor fish?

Lookingfor fish? Don't climb a tree.

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Hatred does not not

Hatred does not not cease by hatred; but only by rule; this is the eternal rule.

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