The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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A goodlistener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

A merefriend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.

Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.

If you ain'tnever

If you ain'tnever pick up the sword, you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Angels fly, because

Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.

Everything has it's

Everything has it's beauty, but not every one sees it.

Allthings at first

Allthings at first appear difficult.

Democracy will break

Democracy will break under the strain of apronstrings. It can exist only on trust.

To err is human;

To err is human; to forgive is divine pathway

Power is something

Power is something of which I am convinced there is no innocencethis side of the womb.

Show me a man

Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.

EDUCATION BEGINS WITH LIFE.

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