The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Concentrated power is not rendered harmless by the goodintentions of those who create it.

The "RESULT OF ANGER" is more painful than the "REASON OF ANGER". - "M.K.Gandhi"--

It is not the whip that makes man, but the lure of things that are worthy to be loved.

Kindwords can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.

Peoplewho are only good with hammers see every problem as a nail.

If you can't love visible people, then how can u love invisible God. - Mother teresa

Peacecan not be kept by force. It can only be won, through understanding. Ourlonging for understandingis Eternal.

Whoever is winning the race will always seem to be invincible.

Timinghas a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

Thereverse side also has a reverse side.

A man's ruin lies in his tongue.

Theability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.

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