The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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Conflictlies at the core of innovation.
Ifpassion drives you, let reason hold the reins.
Nevermistake silence for agreement.
It'sgood to shut up sometimes.
Character is a by-product; it is produced in the great manufacture of daily duty.
Superioty and inferiority are individual, not racial or national.
Familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them.
No man is the whole himself; his friends are the rest of him.
Pleasure is the sincerest compliment.
Science has achieved more for the emancipation of masses than the wisdom of sages.
Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.
Deep-seatedpreferences cannot be argued about.