The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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If twopeople on the same job agree all the time, then one is useless. If theydisagree all the time, then both are useless.
Wisdom loves the children of men, but she prefers those who come through foolishness to wisdom
Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but quickly to see how to make them good.
Let no one, then think lightly of the world, lest he be despising himself unawares
Talkback to your internal critic. Train yourself to recognize and write downcritical thoughts as they go through your mind. Learn why these thoughts areuntrue and practice talking and writing back to them.
Man wonders over the restless Sea........ the flowing waters...... the sight of the sky....... and forgets that as all wonders, man him self is the mast wonderful.
Let usnever negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.
Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.
Whenevertwo people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he seeshimself, each man as the other sees him, and each man as he really is.
It'snot the will to win, but the will to prepare to win that makes thedifference.
Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.