The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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WheneverI hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

Self-trust is the

Self-trust is the first secret of success.

Friendships begin with

Friendships begin with liking or gratitude-roots that can be pulled up.

Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

They mayforget what

They mayforget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.

The rulers must

The rulers must be watched, not the ruled.

Any man's death

Any man's death diminishes me, because i am involved in mankind; and, therefore, never tend to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.

Power gravitates

Power gravitates to the man who knows how.

The Natural flights

The Natural flights of Human mind are not from Pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.

Hold a true friend

Hold a true friend with both your hands.

If pain could have

If pain could have cured us, we should have long ago been saved.

Anounce of mediation is

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

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