The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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A wise man has great power, and a man of knowledgeincreases strength.

The function of

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.

Kindwords can be

Kindwords can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.

Talkingmuch about

Talkingmuch about oneself may be a way of hiding oneself.

To live is, in itself,

To live is, in itself, avalue judgement. To breathe is to judge.

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

There is no fate

There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.

The oldbelieve everything

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

A peace which depends

A peace which depends upon fear is nothing but a suppressed war.

So longas a man

So longas a man is angry he cannot be in the right.

WheneverI hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

Useful manual labour

Useful manual labour, intelligently performed is the means per excellence for developing the intellect.

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