The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.
To startblindly with a statement is a sign of arrogance and narrow-mindedness, andwill lead to conflict. To start blindly with a question is a sign ofuncertainty and honesty, and will lead to wisdom.
All marriedcouples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of makinglove. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Good battleis healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equalpartnership.
Nothing do I regret more in my student life that thay my teachers were not my friends
There'sno need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.
When you choose the lesses of two evils always remember there is still an evil.
Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
A quiettongue shows a wise head.
The greatest humiliation in life is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get.
All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.
"Man wishes2fly like a bird,sing like cuckoo,dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But Man dosnt wish2live like a man"
A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.