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The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  
Jan, 21 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     965 views       Quotes

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In art, as in love, i
In art, as in love, instinct is enogh.
Talent alonewon't make
Talent alonewon't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the righttime, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are you ready?'
A shipin harbor
A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships arebuilt for.
A man without patience
A man without patience is a lamp without oil.
The evolution from
The evolution from happiness to habit is one of death's best weapons.
If you tell the
If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supportingyou; but if not, you have infinite power against you.
A rumor goes in
A rumor goes in one ear and out many mouths.
Whendealing with people,
Whendealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic,but creatures of emotion.
A lie has no leg,
A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings
It isnot necessary to
It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
REPENTANCE
When trumpt sound today where wood you be! if you die today your JESUS has come! how could you give account of your life if JESUS meet you in your sinful life! repent now tomorrow might too late for you!
He whoangers you,
He whoangers you, conquers you.

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