The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

Jan, 21 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     917 views       Quotes

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Acreaking door hangs long on its hinges.
A half truth is a whole lie.
Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical
Ignorance is a form of environmental pollution.
Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.
Misfortuneis not that which can be avoided, but that which cannot.
Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.
Throughconflict we get to unity.
Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.
Thepast is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets andre-explains what has happened.
Evena sheet of paper has two sides.
Power is the faculty or capacity to act, the strength andpotency to accomplish something. It is the vital energy to make choices anddecisions. It also includes the capacity to overcome deeply embedded habitsand to cultivate higher, more effective ones.