The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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No country without an atom bomb could properly consider itself independet.

Nomatter how thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

The greatest trust between man and man is the trust ofgiving counsel.

Sometimesone pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

Before youbuild a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

Old men are dangerous; it does not matter to them what is going to happen to the world.

Pleasant words are the food of love.

He who gainsa victory over other men is strong; but he who gains a victory over himselfis all powerful.

Liberty and democracy becomes unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.

Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character

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