The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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The more estimable the offender, the greater the torment.

Anempty sack cannot stand up.

Thewill to win is worthless if you do not have the will to prepare.
Beforeyou build a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

Asingle conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.

It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticatedcommunication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

Power consists in one's capacity to link his will with thepurpose of others, to lead by reason and a gift of cooperation.

We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

What wesee depends mainly on what we look for.

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.

Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

Tell meand I'll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me, and I'llunderstand.

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. Ilove it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords andharmonies.

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