The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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It is mark of a good man not to know how to do an injury.
We willbe known by the tracks we leave behind.
Untrained intelligence is as much of use as a bottle without an opener.
The strongest is never strong enough to be always, the master, unless he transforms strength into right, and obedience into duty.
He who gainsa victory over other men is strong; but he who gains a victory over himselfis all powerful.
No onewould talk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.
Thepast is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets andre-explains what has happened.
Youdon't have to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth.Success has made failures of many men.
Liberation is not deliverance.
It'snot hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.
If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't leads anywhere.
The hero's tomb is the cradle of the people