The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Consistencyrequires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

Many a gem of wisdom have gone unsaid, because someone lacked ability to express it.

The easiest,the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflict within anorganization is to pretend it does not exist.

Knowledge leads to unity, ignorance to diversity.

A lifemaking mistakes is not only more honorable, butmore useful than a life spent doing nothing at all.

Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most peoplenever listen.

One of the function of intelligence is to take account of the dangers that come from trusting solely to the intelligence.

A hero is no braver than anyone else; he is only brave minutes longer

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Fools rush in where fools have been before.

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