The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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What is required is sight and insight, then you might add one more excite.
In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come great harmony.
Responsibility is the high price of self-ownership.
We do not err because the truth is difficult to see. We err because this is more comfortable
Money is what things run into and people run out of
You can't unscramble an egg.
Byblending the breath of the sun and the shade, true harmony comes into theworld.
We arejudged by what we finish, not what we start.
Sorrow and silence are strong, and patient endurance is god-like.
If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him
Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.
Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establisha dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolutionin order to establish the dictatorship.