The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others.
Man wonders over the restless Sea........ the flowing waters...... the sight of the sky....... and forgets that as all wonders, man him self is the mast wonderful.
Nothing do I regret more in my student life that thay my teachers were not my friends
Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did andit never will.
Power is not revealed by striking hard or often, but bystriking true.
You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends upon the unreasonable man.
Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.
Truth is strengthened by observation and delay, falsehood by haste and uncertainity.
True miracle are created by men when they use the courage and intelligence God has given him
To teach isto learn twice.
Nosnowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.