The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.
Thepast is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets andre-explains what has happened.
Onemight as well try to ride two horses moving in different directions, as totry to maintain in equal force two opposing or contradictory sets of desires.
Toeffectively communicate, we must realize that we are all different in the waywe perceive the world and use this understanding as a guide to ourcommunication with others.
Politeness is the art of selecting among one's real thoughts.
You don'thave to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth. Success hasmade failures of many men.
Thereis nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries thanan agreement.
Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, menof power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.
Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.
I hope our wisdom will grow with our power, and teach us,that the less we use our power the greater it will be.
He is poor indeed that can promise nothing.
Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?