The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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Happiness is the wondrous commodity, the more your give; the more you have.
We own almostall our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.
The fire you kindle for your enemy often burns yourself more than him.
Muchtalking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune.The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, flyfreely about.
Don'tuse a lot where a little will do.
Few things help an individual more than to placeresponsibility upon him, and to let him know that you trust him.
Don'tcut off your nose to spite your face.
A state with defective laws will have defective morals.
A peace which depends upon fear is nothing but a suppressed war.
A good conscience is the best divinity.
Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
There are two kind of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. try to be in the first group; there is a less competition there.