The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Prayer changes things

Prayer changes things by changing people.

Better hazard than

Better hazard than always be in fear.

Thesearch for someone

Thesearch for someone to blame is always successful.

One cannot be precise

One cannot be precise and still be pure.

Nomatter how thin

Nomatter how thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

People who do not

People who do not believe in miracles are not realist.

Teaching may contribute

Teaching may contribute to certain kinds of learning under certain circumstances.

Listening,not imitation,

Listening,not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.

Every generation

Every generation revolts against its fathers and makes friends with its grandfathers.

The pessimistsees difficulty in

The pessimistsees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees opportunity in everydifficulty.

If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.

The liberty of the

The liberty of the individual must be thus far limited: He must not make himself a nuisance to other people.

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