The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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No onewould talk

No onewould talk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.

No nation is so

No nation is so poor that it cannot afford to gie free speech

Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

If pain could have

If pain could have cured us, we should have long ago been saved.

Ability is poor men's wealth

Between friends there

Between friends there is no need of Justice.

Conflictinvolves incompatible

Conflictinvolves incompatible behaviors rather thancompetitive goals.

There is no comparison

There is no comparison between that which is last by not succeding and that what is last by not trying.

The Truly free

The Truly free man is one who know how to decline an invitation without giving an excuse.

If you ain't never

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Therecan be no

Therecan be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. Hisinstinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, hemost illogically kicks up a row.

It is easier to be

It is easier to be brave from a safe distance.

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