The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Tofight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supremeexcellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

Those who trust us educate us.

As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live.

Windowsof opportunity exist for only a brief moment in time, you have to have visionin order to spot them, and take advantage of them.

It is easier to discover deficiencies in indivuduals, states and providence than to see their real import and value.

The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.

Well-managed,cooperative conflict contributes to the productivity and innovativeness oforganizations and the competence and well-being of people.

Goodcommunication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleepafter.

The desire of appearing clever often prevents our becoming so.

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken

We arethe prisoners of ideas.

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