The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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In God we trust; all others pay cash.
Evena sheet of paper has two sides.
Believing that soom good can be derived from every event is a better preposition than that everything happens for the best, which is assuredly does not.
Keep inmind that the better you understand what you want and why you want it, thebetter your chances will be of acquiring it.
It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier tobe sometimes cheated than not to trust.
There'sno need to fear the wind if your haystacks are tied down.
Beon a horse when you go in search of a better one.
At times, it is better to keep your mouth shut and let people wonder if you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
All the power that we exercise over others depends on thepower we exercise over ourselves.
Conflictlies at the core of innovation.
Thefibers of all things have their tension and are strained like the strings ofan instrument.
Throughconflict we get to unity.