The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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In God we trust; all others pay cash.

Manners make the

Manners make the fortune of the ambitious youth.

It is mark of a

It is mark of a good man not to know how to do an injury.

Everyoneis kneaded out

Everyoneis kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.

Instead of focusing

Instead of focusing on big goals,focus on small goals.Small victories always lead to large ones.Swami Vivekanand..

Whenmen and women

Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.

It is not the whip

It is not the whip that makes man, but the lure of things that are worthy to be loved.

When a man meets

When a man meets his mates society begins.

No one is free who does not Lord over himself.

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

Some people suffer

Some people suffer in silence louder than others

Aquarrel is like buttermilk

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shakeit, the more sour it grows.

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