The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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When trumpt sound today where wood you be! if you die today your JESUS has come! how could you give account of your life if JESUS meet you in your sinful life! repent now tomorrow might too late for you!
Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced.
Artists can color the sky red because they know its blue.those of us who are not artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we are stupid.
A matter that becomes clear ceases to concern us.
Love is the noblest frailty of the of the mind
One of the function of intelligence is to take account of the dangers that come from trusting solely to the intelligence.
We cannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, and repetitionimpresses the subconscious, and we are then master of the situation.
Tolerance that accepts merits as the most natural thing in World is the highest applause.
If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.
Life only demands from you the strength you posses
Conflictlies at the core of innovation.
It is atrick among the dishonest to offer sacrifices that are not needed,or not possible, to avoid making those that are required.