The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Buyingis cheaper than asking.

Charlie Chaplin said"Life laughs at u when u are unhappy Life smiles at u when u are happy But, Life salutes u when u make others happy"

Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they getinto a position of power, corrupt power.

Peacecan not be kept by force. It can only be won, through understanding. Ourlonging for understandingis Eternal.

Power consists in one's capacity to link his will with thepurpose of others, to lead by reason and a gift of cooperation.

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

We areall inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others, by their acts.

Themost important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.

A man's ruin lies in his tongue.

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

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