The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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Am Inot destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
In God we trust; all others pay cash.
The cliche that education never ends virtually ensures that it does'nt begin.
Most people suspended their judgement till somebody else has expressed his own and then they respect it.
To start blindly with a statement is a sign of arrogance and narrow-mindedness,and will lead to conflict. To start blindly with a question is a sign ofuncertainty and honesty, and will lead to wisdom.
Work without faith is like at attempt to reach a bottom-less pit.
Light is good in whatever lamp it may burn; even as a rose is beautiful in whatever garden it may bloom.
He who hurriescannot walk with dignity.
There is all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.
What we seek we shall find, what we flee from flee from us.
A man is but a product of his thoughts; what he thinks, that he becomes
Thework will teach you how to do it.