The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Thereis nothing more likely to

Thereis nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries thanan agreement.

A fool can tell

A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.

As a final incentive

As a final incentive before giving up a

Theshallower the brook,

Theshallower the brook, the more it babbles.

Our errors are steps on the way.

If an enemyis annoying

If an enemyis annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

Alwaysforgive your enemies.

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

A clynic is a man

A clynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing

Aclosed mind is

Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.

Health and Cheerfulness

Health and Cheerfulness mutually begets each other.

The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

All creeds and opinions

All creeds and opinions are nothing but the result of chance and temperament.

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