The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Duty largely consists of

Duty largely consists of pretending that the trivial is critical

One of the difficult

One of the difficult things to give away is kindness - is usually returned

One hallmark of

One hallmark of freedom is the sound of laughter.

The desire of appearing clever often prevents our becoming so.

Peoplewho can't admit

Peoplewho can't admit they are part of the problem, will never be part of itssolution.

Nothing is greater

Nothing is greater impediment to being on good terms with other than being ill at ease with yourself.

Sincerity is impossible,

Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character

A manneed never

A manneed never revenge himself; the body of his enemy will be brought to his owndoor.

Nevermiss a good

Nevermiss a good chance to shut up.

The onesure way

The onesure way to conciliate a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Don'thate, it's

Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

Negotiatingmeans getting

Negotiatingmeans getting the best of your opponent.

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