The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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When the defects

When the defects of others are percieved with so much clarity, it is because one possesses with oneself.

Everybody thinks of

Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.

A person who talks

A person who talks about his Inferiors han't any.

A miserand a liar bargain

A miserand a liar bargain quickly.

How should the lamb negotiate with the lion.

The comforter's

The comforter's head never aches.

Life has become

Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.

Genius is a long impatience.

Genius is a long impatience.

Concentrated power

Concentrated power is not rendered harmless by the goodintentions of those who create it.

Considerhow hard

Considerhow hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chanceyou have in trying to change others.

Zeal is fit only

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

A man without patience

A man without patience is a lamp without oil.

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