The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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A perfect method

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.

Who digs a pit f

Who digs a pit for others will fall in themselves.

Responsibility is the

Responsibility is the high price of self-ownership.

What isthe shortest

What isthe shortest word in the English language that contains the letters: abcdef? Answer: feedback. Don't forget that feedback isone of the essential elements of good communication.

No one wouldtalk

No one wouldtalk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.

Any child who has

Any child who has parents who are interested in him and has a house full of books isin't poor.

Youdon't run twenty-

Youdon't run twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

Silenceis as full

Silenceis as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unshownmarble of great sculpture. The silent bear no witness against themselves.

If you arepatient

If you arepatient in a moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.

Kindness is a language

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and a blind can read.

Ignorance is a bold,

Ignorance is a bold, and knowledge reserved

A lie has no leg,

A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings

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