The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
Conflictis the gadfly of thought. It stirs us to observation and memory. Itinstigates to invention. It shocks us out of sheeplikepassivity, and sets us at noting and contriving.
A person who talks about his Inferiors han't any.
Drowning problems in an ocean of information is not the same as solving them.
Whateverfailures I have known, whatever errors I have committed, whatever follies Ihave witnessed in private and public life have been the consequence of actionwithout thought.
A peace which depends upon fear is nothing but a suppressed war.
Reasonguides but a small part of man, and the rest obeys feeling, true or false,and passion, good or bad.
A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possiblility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.
Do good to your friend to keep him, and to your enemy to make him your freind.
The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.
Whenyou're at the edge of a cliff, sometimes progress is a step backwards.
Talent alonewon't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the righttime, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are you ready?'