The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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It is mark of a good man not to know how to do an injury.

Nothing destroys authority more than the unequal and untimelyinterchange of power stretched too far and relaxed too much.

Ifanyone is not willing to accept your point of view, try to see his point of view.

Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

Speakwhen you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Theonly difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is the way inwhich we use them.

When you choose the lesses of two evils always remember there is still an evil.

It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.

No one is rich enough to do without neighbour.

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

The remedy for weakness is not brooding over weakness, but thinking of strength.

Education is the chief defence of a Nation.

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