The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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As a final incentive

As a final incentive before giving up a

Thereare two dilemmas

Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?

Our fear of disaster

Our fear of disasters that may never happen robs us of the courage to meet the ills that do occur

One whodoes not l

One whodoes not look ahead remains behind.

It'snot hard to

It'snot hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.

Little things console

Little things console us because little things afflict us.

He who is unable

He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony.

A matter that becomes

A matter that becomes clear ceases to concern us.

He whois unable

He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.

Thedeepest principle of

Thedeepest principle of human nature is the craving to be appreciated.

Sincerity is impossible,

Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character

You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

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