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The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  
Jan, 21 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     959 views       Quotes

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The warexisting between
The warexisting between the senses and reason.
Hear me,my chiefs!
Hear me,my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.
When weblame,
When weblame, we give away our power.
Humoris the affectionate
Humoris the affectionate communication of insight.
One ofthe lessons
One ofthe lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.
If youare planning
If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.
Marriagemeans expectations
Marriagemeans expectations and expectations mean conflict.
There is no evil
There is no evil in the atoms, only in men's souls.
In anyfree society,
In anyfree society, the conflict between social conformity and individual libertyis permanent, unresolvable, and necessary.
An individual without
An individual without information can't takeresponsibility. An individual with information can't help but takeresponsibility.
Lookingfor fish?
Lookingfor fish? Don't climb a tree.
Agrievance is most
Agrievance is most poignant when almost redressed.

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