The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Centralization as a system is inconsistent with a non-voilent structure of society.

He approaches nearest to the gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right.

The evolution from happiness to habit is one of death's best weapons.

The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless powerwithout abusing it.

Sayingnothing... sometimes says the most.

Youdon't have to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth.Success has made failures of many men.

You grow up the day you have first real laugh - at yourself

It isthrough cooperation, rather than conflict, that your greatest successes willbe derived.

Character is a by-product; it is produced in the great manufacture of daily duty.

Man alone contains within himself as many species as exist on earth.

Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'

Difficultiesare meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong byconflict.

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