The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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The directuse of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employedonly by small children and large nations.

The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.

The aimof argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress.

Every man is wanted; and no man is wanted much.

I think I could sum up my position on this with therecitation of a brief Russian proverb ‘Doveryai no Proveryai.’ Itmeans trust but verify.

Miracles enables us to judge of doctrine and doctrine enable us to judge of miracles.

Inspiration comes of working every day.

Wisdom loves the children of men, but she prefers those who come through foolishness to wisdom

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Loving without dreaming is like going to Venice without riding in a gondola

In thebusiness world, everyone is always working at legitimate cross purposes,governed by self interest.

Whoever does not know the truth is ignorant, but the one who knows the truth but denies is a criminal

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