The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Everything has been thought of before, but the difficulty is to think of it again

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.

To know how to

To know how to free oneself is nothing: the arduous thing is to know what to do with one's freedom.

A room without books

A room without books is a body without soul

All our rightousnesses

All our rightousnesses are like filthy rags

Cheat me in the price

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

Whenevertwo people

Whenevertwo people meet there are really six people present. There is each man as he seeshimself, each man as the other sees him, and each man as he really is.

Effectivecommunication is

Effectivecommunication is 20 percent what you know and 80 percent how you feel aboutwhat you know.

Never Explain Yourself

Never Explain Yourself to Anyone Because The person Who Likes U Doesn"t Need It. And The Person Who Dislikes U Won"t belive it....!!""

No matterhow thin you

No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

Repentance is the

Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out

No manever did a

No manever did a designed injury to another, but at the same time he did a greaterto himself .

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