The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.

Liberty and democracy becomes unholy when their hands are dyed red with innocent blood.

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

A caricature is always ture only for an instant.

You're ina much better position to talk with people when they approach you than whenyou approach them.

Beware,as long as you live, of judging people of appearances.

Power consists in one's capacity to link his will with thepurpose of others, to lead by reason and a gift of cooperation.

Kindness is never wasted. If it has no effect on the recepient, at least it benefits the bestower.

We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

What wesee depends mainly on what we look for.

A hard job is one which leaves a fellow as tired before week-end as after.

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