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The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  
Jan, 21 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     994 views       Quotes

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A pessimist sees only
A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't care. Momentum is wht it wants to gather.
Of all human foibles
Of all human foibles love of living is the most powerful.
Think big, believe
Think big, believe big and act big for gaining victory over your difficulties.
Talkingjaw-jaw is
Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.
Life, Like a child,
Life, Like a child, laughs shaking its rattle of death as it runs.
When the eyes
When the eyes says one thing, and the tounge another, a practised man relise on the language of first.
It doesnot do to
It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.
It was impossible to
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
Man is born free,
Man is born free, and everywhere is is in chains
Aclosed mind is like
Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.
To like and dislike
To like and dislike the same thing, that is, indeed, friendship.
Don'thate, it's too
Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

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