The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Youdon't have to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth.Success has made failures of many men.

The weaknesses of many make leader possible.

To understand everything is to forgive everything.

All thingsat first appear difficult.

Talkingmuch about oneself may be a way of hiding oneself.

It's the repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that beliefbecomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen.

Grantgraciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.

You gotto be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you mightnot get there.

If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.

We do not err because the truth is difficult to see. We err because this is more comfortable

The basic building block of good communications is the feeling that every humanbeing is unique and of value.

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