The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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It's good to shut up sometimes.
You don'thave to worry about being bit if the dog doesn't have any teeth. Success hasmade failures of many men.
Talkback to your internal critic. Train yourself to recognize and write downcritical thoughts as they go through your mind. Learn why these thoughts areuntrue and practice talking and writing back to them.
If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.
Untrained intelligence is as much of use as a bottle without an opener.
The ability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.
Familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them.
Self-trust is the first secret of success.
It'snot hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.
Youdon't drown by falling in the water. You drown by staying there. Anonymous Agood deal is a state of mind.
He who is overcautious will accomplish little.
Imagination grows by excercise and in more powerful in the mature rather than in the young.