The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

Failingto plan is planning to fail.

Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

It'sthe repetition of affirmations that leads to belief. And once that beliefbecomes a deep conviction, things begin to happen.

It is not the whip that makes man, but the lure of things that are worthy to be loved.

Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

No country without an atom bomb could properly consider itself independet.

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Stoppingat third base adds no more to the score than striking out.

Neversay more than is necessary.

There are three faithful friends; and old wife, an old dog and ready money.

Myinterest is in the future because I'm going to be spending the rest of mylife there.

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