The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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A manneed never revenge himself; the body of his enemy will be brought to his owndoor.

Themost prepared are the most dedicated.

There are three ways of bearing ills of life: by indifference, by philosophy, and by religion.

Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?

Win/winis an attitude, not an outcome.

Takeadvantage of the ambiguity in the world. Look at something and think aboutwhat else it might be.

Unselfishness is more paying,only people have not the patience to practice it.

Past time is only eviil at a distance.

Aperson whose heart is not content is like a snake which tries to swallow anelephant.

Eyes are more accurate witness than ears

Enthusiasm sees only the down payment.

A child is not a vase to be filled, but a fire to be lit.

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