The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Nine times out of ten, we are disappointed in life because we don't ask enough of it.

Whatlies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to whatlies inside of you.

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

Whenangry, count to

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

Experience keeps a

Experience keeps a dear school, but tools will learn in no other.

You don'trun twenty

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

Nothing makes it

Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper upbringing, a sound set of values.

If a man speaks

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

Only the educated are free.

The basic building

The basic building block of good communications is the feeling that every humanbeing is unique and of value.

Prejudice is a disease

Prejudice is a disease characterised by hardening of categories.

Who can say

Who can say more than rich praise, that you alone are you?

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