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The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  
Jan, 21 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     892 views       Quotes

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Theproblem with
Theproblem with communication is the illusion that is has occurred.
To beprepared is half
To beprepared is half the victory.
I have learned
I have learned through bitter experience the one supremelesson to conserve my anger, and as heat conserved is transmitted intoenergy, even so our anger controlled can be transmitted into a power that canmove the world.
Thereare two dilemmas
Thereare two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone whowon't stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won't go?
If Igive you an idea,
If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.
A man without imagination
A man without imagination is like a bird without wings.
Every kind of
Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men is primarily basedon mutual trust and only secondarily on institutions such as courts ofjustice and police.
The good things
The good things of life are not to be had singly, but come to us with a mixture; like a school boy's holiday, with a task affixed to the tail of it.
A roundegg can be
A roundegg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harshaccording to how you speak them.
Power is like being
Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.
Thewill to win is
Thewill to win is worthless if you do not have the will to prepare.
Beforeyou build a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.
Negotiatingin the classic
Negotiatingin the classic diplomatic sense assumes parties are more anxious to agreethan to disagree.

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