The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

If error is corrected whenever it is recognized as such,the path of error is the path of truth.

Learning is the property of those who fear to do disagreeable things.

Theshallower the brook, the more it babbles.

A good conscience is the best divinity.

Don't let life discourage your, everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.

It'snot the plan that is important, it's the planning.

No pillow is as soft as clear conscience.

Suffering is one very long moment. We cannot divide it by seasons. WE can only record its moods and chronicle their return.

Only freemen can negotiate. Prisoners cannot enter into contracts. Your freedom andmine cannot be separated.

Thereward for always listening when you'd rather be talking is wisdom.

A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.

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