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The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  
Jan, 21 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     898 views       Quotes

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True youth is a
True youth is a quality which is acquired only with age.
The bird a nest,
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship.
Night is the blotting
Night is the blotting paper of many sorrows.
Adversity attract
Adversity attracts the man of character. He seeks out the better joy, responsibility.
As we grow old...
As we grow old...the beauty steals inwards.
Men are cruel
Men are cruel, but man is kind.
Nothing lays itself
Nothing lays itself open to the change of exaggeration more than the language of naked truth.
We cannot always
We cannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, and repetitionimpresses the subconscious, and we are then master of the situation.
Instinct is the nose of the mind.
Instinct is the nose of the mind.
Concentration of wealth
Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.
The most successful
The most successful man in the life is the man who has the best information.
Onceyou consent to some
Onceyou consent to some concession, you can never cancel it and put things backthe way they are.

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