The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Tact is the ability

Tact is the ability to make a person see the lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

You canoutdistance

You canoutdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.

Bytrying often, the

Bytrying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

Life has become

Life has become a struggle between keeping your weight down and you spirits up.

Success is often

Success is often the result of taking a mis-step in the right direction.

A shipin harbor is

A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

You can have

You can have power over people as long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he'sno longer in your power.

One should never

One should never rub bottoms with a porcupine.

No matterhow thin you

No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

Conduct is wise or

Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.

The grand essentials

The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do something to love, and something to hope for.

Cheat me in the price

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

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