The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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It's notthe size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Where love rules, there is no will to power; and wherepower predominates, there love is lacking. The one is the shadow of theother.

If you ain't never

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

A teacher as a

A teacher as a person is more important than a teacher as a technician. What he is has more effect than anything he does.

The reasonable man

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends upon the unreasonable man.

The louder the

The louder the talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons.

All mankind is divided

All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.

Sometimesone pays

Sometimesone pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

A Habit is a shirt made of iron.

The laws of life

The laws of life are founded on necessity, its charms on the non-essentials.

We have, I fear

We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.

The man who

The man who opts for revenge should dig two graves.

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