The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends upon the unreasonable man.
Pessimism, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimism.
you cannot build character and courage by taking away man's initiatives and independence.
Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.
Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.
Symanpathy is a supporting atmosphere, and in it we unfold easily and well
If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.
The purpose of getting power is to be able to give itaway.
All creeds and opinions are nothing but the result of chance and temperament.
Surprise is the greatest gift which life can grant us.
Old men are dangerous; it does not matter to them what is going to happen to the world.