The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Ifpassion drives you,

Ifpassion drives you, let reason hold the reins.

Laughteris the shortest

Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

Stability is not

Stability is not immobility

Considerhow hard

Considerhow hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chanceyou have in trying to change others.

Jealousy arises from

Jealousy arises from lack of Confidence, not in others, but in onself.

The majority of

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

If Ishould ever be

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.

Sometimesyou have

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

You canobserve a

You canobserve a lot by just watching.

Can we do good to

Can we do good to the world? In an absolute sense, no; in a relative sense, yes.

Untrained intelligence

Untrained intelligence is as much of use as a bottle without an opener.

Thegreatest lesson in

Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.

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