The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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He whoangers you,

He whoangers you, conquers you.

The king goes as

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

One of the function

One of the function of intelligence is to take account of the dangers that come from trusting solely to the intelligence.

Speech is of time

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity.

It is no profit to

It is no profit to have learned well, if you neglect to do well.

Are youreally listening..

Are youreally listening... or are you just waiting for your turn to talk?

Imagination grows

Imagination grows by excercise and in more powerful in the mature rather than in the young.

There is a foolish

There is a foolish corner in the brain of wisest man.

Ultimately, the only

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

Itmatters not whether

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

To believein something

To believein something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

We have no more

We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it

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