The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

Whenour knowing exceeds our sensing, we will no longer be deceived by theillusions of our senses.

Nomatter how thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shakeit, the more sour it grows.

A good listeneris not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

Don'tjudge a book by its cover.

Everytime we read, a seed is sown for the future.

Life is no brief candle- it's a splendid torch!

Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerfuland the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral.

Power is like being a lady... if you have to tell peopleyou are, you aren't.

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

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