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The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  
Jan, 21 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     902 views       Quotes

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Theconventional view
Theconventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.
We own almostall our
We own almostall our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.
Themost dramatic conflicts
Themost dramatic conflicts are perhaps, those that take place not between menbut between a man and himselfwhere the arena of conflict is a solitary mind.
Nothing makes it
Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper upbringing, a sound set of values.
You canobserve a
You canobserve a lot by just watching.
Myinterest is in
Myinterest is in the future because I'm going to be spending the rest of mylife there.
A school should be
A school should be the most beautiful place in every town- so beautiful tht the punishment for undutiful children should be that they be debarred from going to school the following day.
In God we trust;
In God we trust; all others pay cash.
Beware,as long as
Beware,as long as you live, of judging people of appearances.
The oldbelieve everything
The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.
The Older I get
The Older I get, the more I judge people by their character and not by their ideas.
Modesty is the
Modesty is the clothing of talent.

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