The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Are youreally listening... or are you just waiting for your turn to talk?

Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.

Thenumber one goal in resolving a conflict is to make sure both sides maintaintheir self-esteem.

Expreince never helps us avoid doing something foolish; it merely prevents us from enjoying it.

Life cannot go on without much forgetting.

Trust resides squarely between faith and doubt.

You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.

Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.

Myinterest is in the future because I'm going to be spending the rest of mylife there.

There ward for always listening when you'd rather be talking is wisdom.

Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.

The Pursuit of perfection is the persuit of sweetness and light.

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