The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Never answer a letter while you are angry.

When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannothurt you.

The split in you

The split in you is clear. There is a part of you that knows what it shoulddo, and a part that does what it feels like doing.

A bad workman never gets a good tool.

Beforeeverything else,

Beforeeverything else, getting ready is the secret to success.

Untrained intelligence

Untrained intelligence is as much of use as a bottle without an opener.

Thewill to win is

Thewill to win is worthless if you do not have the will to prepare.
Beforeyou build a better mousetrap, make sure you have some mice out there.

Don'thate, it's

Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

If you don't know

If you don't know where you're going, you'll end upsomewhere else.

No onecan persuade

No onecan persuade another to change. Each of us guards a gate of change that canonly be opened from the inside. We cannot open the gate of another, either byargument or emotional appeal.

If a man speaks

If a man speaks or acts with pure thought, happiness follows him like a shadow that never leaves him

He who gainsa victory over other men is strong; but he who gains a victory over himselfis all powerful.

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