The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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He who truly knows has no occasion to shout
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.
The mostdramatic conflicts are perhaps, those that take place not between men butbetween a man and himself where the arena of conflict is a solitary mind.
Onemust talk little and listen much.
Asingle conversation with a wise man is better than ten years of study.
One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.
If wecannot end our differences at least we can make the world safe for diversity.
Manners are the hypocrisy of a nation.
Silenceis the mother of truth.
Hatred does not not cease by hatred; but only by rule; this is the eternal rule.
Standingin the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by thetraffic from both sides.
Thepast is malleable and flexible, changing as our recollection interprets andre-explains what has happened.