The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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To understand everything

To understand everything is to forgive everything.

If you tell the

If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supportingyou; but if not, you have infinite power against you.

Do not wrong

Do not wrong or hate your neighbor for it is not hethat you wrong but yourself.

you salute your

you salute your duty,you need not salute anybody. But if u pollute ur duty, u hav 2 salute every body.... -ABDUL KALAM

Oursubconscious minds

Oursubconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes, and cannot tell thedifference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What wecontinually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.

A fool can tell

A fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know how to tell a lie.

I have never

I have never been able to conceive how any rational beingcould propose happiness to himself from the exercise of power over others.

The easiest,the most

The easiest,the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflict within anorganization is to pretend it does not exist.

Happinessis the only

Happinessis the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a madand lamentable experiment.

I have discovered

I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

A book is a mirror;

A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to peer out.

Ultimately, the

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

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