The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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Conflictisn't negative, it just is.
Manmust evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge,aggression, and retaliation.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
One hallmark of freedom is the sound of laughter.
The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
Theterm up has no meaning apart from the word down. The term fasthas no meaning apart from the term slow. In addition, such termshave no meaning even when used together, except when confined to a veryparticular situation... most of our language about the
It'sgood to shut up sometimes.
Maturityis the capacity to endure uncertainty.
Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was tht they escaped teething.
Therecan be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. Hisinstinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, hemost illogically kicks up a row.
Twobirds disputed about a kernel, when a third swooped down and carried it off.
If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.