The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

Charlie Chaplin said"Life laughs at u when u are unhappy Life smiles at u when u are happy But, Life salutes u when u make others happy"

If all those who

If all those who speak would weigh their words, how light air would be!

Thedirect use of

Thedirect use of force is such a poor solution to any problem,it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

Wisdom loves the

Wisdom loves the children of men, but she prefers those who come through foolishness to wisdom

Don'tuse a lot where a

Don'tuse a lot where a little will do.

Theonly difference between

Theonly difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is the way inwhich we use them.

Themore adaptability

Themore adaptability exists for a given kind of decision, the less risky it isto make plans for the future, and therefore the more likely it is that morepeople will make more plans in such areas.

Conduct is wise or

Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.

The wise man learns

The wise man learns more from his enemies than the fool does from his friends.

The hardest thing

The hardest thing to disguise is you feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the train for home.

Many a gem of wisdom

Many a gem of wisdom have gone unsaid, because someone lacked ability to express it.

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