The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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To copy is to put an end to creativeness. Unless there is originality, you can do nothing.
Life cannot go on without much forgetting.
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
It's better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
Usesoft words and hard arguments.
The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in thesame sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics.
Be your own judge and you will be happy.
Before following a leader, it's wise to see if he's headed in the right direction.
The Older I get, the more I judge people by their character and not by their ideas.
Make the best use of what is in your power, and take therest as it happens.
A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out
It doesnot do to leave a Dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.