The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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The possession of power over others in inherently destructiveboth to the possessor of the power and to those over whom it is exercised.

You don'trun twenty-six miles at five minutes a mile on good looks and a secretrecipe.

A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people angry enough to do something about it

Happiness is a choice that requires affort at times.

I'mjust preparing my impromptu remarks.

If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous

Imagination is useful as long as it remains practical.

Mandoes not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eatthem.

Happiness is the art of making a bouquet of those flowers within reach.

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, Beautiful old people are works of art.

Extremiststhink communication means agreeing with them.

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