The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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Power comes from sincere service
Power can be taken, but not given. The process of thetaking is empowerment in itself.
Necessity truns lion into fox.
Tobelieve in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
Communicationis not only the essence of being human, but also a vital property of life.
If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.
Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
Civilization has made the peasantry its pack animal.
There may be said to be two classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.
I have learned through bitter experience the one supremelesson to conserve my anger, and as heat conserved is transmitted intoenergy, even so our anger controlled can be transmitted into a power that canmove the world.
The work of an unknown good man is like a vein of water flow hidden underground, secretly making the ground greener.
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.