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The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  
Jan, 21 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     885 views       Quotes

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The most exquisite
The most exquisite paradox… as soon as you give itall up, you can have it all. As long as you want power, you can't have it.The minute you don't want power, you'll have more than you ever dreamedpossible.
Glory is a poison
Glory is a poison that can only be taken in small doses.
Everyone speaks well
Everyone speaks well of his heart, but no one dares to say it of his dead.
A perfect method
A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.
In lifeprepare for
In lifeprepare for the hard and all you will encounter will be the required or easy.
One person with
One person with a belief is a social power equal to nintynine who have only interest.
The means by
The means by which we live have outdistanced the ends forwhich we live. Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We haveguided missiles and misguided men.
The comforter's
The comforter's head never aches.
Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.
Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.
It is in our idleness,
It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that submerged truth sometimes comes to top.
If at first you do
If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore
No one was
No one was ever really taught by another; each of us has to teach himself.

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