The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  

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Status symbols are medals you buy yourself
Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
Ifanyone is not willing to accept your point of view, try to see his point of view.
Aclosed mind is like a closed book; just a block of wood.
A good listeneris not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.
Thesingle most powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get upand walk away from the table without a deal.
We often pardon those who bore us, we cannot pardon those whom we bore.
All our rightousnesses are like filthy rags
It iswith our brothers and sisters that we learn to love, share, negotiate, startand end fights, hurt others, and save face. The basis of healthy (orunhealthy) connections in adulthood is cast during childhood.
I'vealways felt that a person's intelligence is directly reflected by the numberof conflicting points of view he can entertain simultaneously on the sametopic.
Byblending the breath of the sun and the shade, true harmony comes into theworld.