The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Like aball batted

Like aball batted back and forth, a human being is batted by two forces within.

You'rein a much

You'rein a much better position to talk with people when they approach you thanwhen you approach them.

Democracy will break

Democracy will break under the strain of apronstrings. It can exist only on trust.

If power is for

If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You canalways buy her back again.

Work without faith

Work without faith is like at attempt to reach a bottom-less pit.

Trust exists; only

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

It is said that

It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's moretrue that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted byother things than power.

Do notfind fault

Do notfind fault, find a remedy.

We knowwhat happens

We knowwhat happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

Humour is a hole that

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

A perfect method

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait untilthe deadline looms large.

Luck iswhat happens when

Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

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