The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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To everyanswer you

To everyanswer you can find a new question.

By tryingoften,

By tryingoften, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

One of the lessons

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.

If you are patient

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escapea hundred days of sorrow.

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

Reason is my philosophy

Reason is my philosophy, is only a harmony among irrational impulses.

Science has promised

Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.

The mostimportant things

The mostimportant things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them.

He whohurries cannot

He whohurries cannot walk with dignity.

Mensucceed when

Mensucceed when they realize that their failures are the preparation for theirvictories.

Muchtalking is the

Muchtalking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune.The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, flyfreely about.

Imaginationis the eye

Imaginationis the eye of your soul.

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