The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Thereis all the difference in the world between having something to say and havingto say something.

True youth is a quality which is acquired only with age.

A good listeneris not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

Happiness is the wondrous commodity, the more your give; the more you have.

Thedifference between the right word and the almost right word is the differencebetween lightning and a lightning bug.

He who is overcautious will accomplish little.

Life cannot go on without much forgetting.

The good rain like a bad preacher, does not know when to leave off.

A goodlistener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

Peopledo not seem to talk for the sake of expressing their opinions, but tomaintain an opinion for the sake of talking.

Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since atleast half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it.

To pushadvantages too far is neither generous nor just.

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