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The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  
Jan, 21 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     913 views       Quotes

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If you are standing
If you are standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.
He whoangers you,
He whoangers you, conquers you.
Don'tstand by the
Don'tstand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.
The ear tends
The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar and is shocked by the unexpected; the eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by repetition.
Reasonguides but a
Reasonguides but a small part of man, and the rest obeys feeling, true or false,and passion, good or bad.
Discord gives a relish to concord.
Discord gives a relish to concord.
A clever person
A clever person turns great troubles into little ones andlittle ones into none at all.
There is a sweet
There is a sweet joy that comes to us after sorrow.
Anyone whoconducts an
Anyone whoconducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.
Every age thinks
Every age thinks its battle the most important of all.
Arbitrary power is
Arbitrary power is like most other things which are veryhard, very liable to be broken.
Ninety-ninepercent of
Ninety-ninepercent of all problems in communications start with misunderstandings whichdevelop as a result of differing viewpoints and conditioning.

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