The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

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Artists can color the sky red because they know its blue.those of us who are not artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we are stupid.

A lost battle is a

A lost battle is a battle one thinks one has lost.

A clever person

A clever person turns great troubles into little ones andlittle ones into none at all.

The deeper the

The deeper the waters are, the more still they run.

Theeasiest, the most

Theeasiest, the most tempting, and the least creative response to conflictwithin an organization is to pretend it does notexist.

I give myself,sometimes

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

Do notfind fault

Do notfind fault, find a remedy.

Astupid act entails

Astupid act entails doing the work twice over.

Mirrors should be

Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.

I know youbelieve you

I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.

Without trust,

Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a woodengong. With trust, words become life itself.

The hardeststep is over

The hardeststep is over the threshold.

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