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The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  
Jan, 21 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     894 views       Quotes

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Little things console
Little things console us because little things afflict us.
It is not the whip
It is not the whip that makes man, but the lure of things that are worthy to be loved.
A quiettongue shows
A quiettongue shows a wise head.
Power is not a
Power is not a means, it is an end. One does not establisha dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolutionin order to establish the dictatorship.
Commonsense in an
Commonsense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.
The audience see
The audience see a JOKER as JOKER...! But the JOKER sees himself as a PERFORMER.... No matter what others think. it is your life. Go on with Confidence..!!
Tact is the ability
Tact is the ability to make a person see the lightning without letting him feel the bolt.
Weagree completely on
Weagree completely on everything, including the fact we don't see eye to eye.
Are youreally listening..
Are youreally listening... or are you just waiting for your turn to talk?
Everybody thinks of
Everybody thinks of changing humanity and nobody thinks of changing himself.
No manever did a
No manever did a designed injury to another, but at the same time he did a greaterto himself .
Nothing do I regret
Nothing do I regret more in my student life that thay my teachers were not my friends

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