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The Shortest distance
The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.
  
Jan, 21 2012     64 chars (1 sms)     979 views       Quotes

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Everyoneis kneaded out
Everyoneis kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.
A wide screen
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
The greatest prayer
The greatest prayer is patience.
A newbroom sweeps
A newbroom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners.
We mustbe part of
We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.
Everything comes gradually
Everything comes gradually and at its appointed hour.
True youth is a
True youth is a quality which is acquired only with age.
People who fight
People who fight with fire usually end up with ashes.
The numberone goal in
The numberone goal in resolving a conflict is to make sure both sides maintain theirself-esteem.
Listeningwell is as
Listeningwell is as powerful a means of communication and influence as to talk well.
The hearthas arguments
The hearthas arguments with which the logic of mind is not acquainted.
One must be
One must be fond of people and trust them if one is not tomake a mess of life.

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