The bad gardener

The bad gardener

The bad gardener quarrels with his rake.

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It's whenyou're

It's whenyou're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

Thefirst principle of

Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.

Wisdom is what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

The great advantage

The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life.

Surprise is the greatest

Surprise is the greatest gift which life can grant us.

Bring ideas in and

Bring ideas in and treat them royally,for one of them may be the king.

A woman can say

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon.

Fanaticism is the

Fanaticism is the false fire of an overheated mind.

Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

He who is unable

He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony.

The oldbelieve everything,

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

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