The bad gardener

The bad gardener

The bad gardener quarrels with his rake.

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A miserand a liar bargain

A miserand a liar bargain quickly.

I think we may safely trust a good deal more than we do.

If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

A fly beforehis own

A fly beforehis own eye is bigger than an elephant in the next field.

A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.

A man sits as many

A man sits as many risks as he runs.

Honesty is like

Honesty is like an icicle; if once it melts that is theend of it.

The good rain like

The good rain like a bad preacher, does not know when to leave off.

Blessed are they

Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.

We arethe prisoners

We arethe prisoners of ideas.

If Igive you an

If Igive you an idea, and you give me an idea, we will each have two ideas.

Jealousy arises from

Jealousy arises from lack of Confidence, not in others, but in onself.

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