Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by

It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.

Habit: the shackles of the free

A lifemaking mistakes is not only more honorable, butmore useful than a life spent doing nothing at all.

Only few men think, but all have opinions.

Knowingthat everything's futile but still fighting, still raging against the dying ofthe light that's what motivates me all the time ... If you hold that sense offutility in your head for too long, it can begin to eat into you. You canstill be aware of it

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Happinessis the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a madand lamentable experiment.

Bytrying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

Consistencyis the hobgoblin of little minds.

Silenceis argument carried out by other means.