Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

Nobody everforgets where he buried the hatchet.

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Genius is a long impatience.

If youare planning on doing business with someone again, don't be too tough in thenegotiations. If you're going to skin a cat, don't keep it as a house cat.

No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

Concentrated power is not rendered harmless by the goodintentions of those who create it.

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Thereward for always listening when you'd rather be talking is wisdom.

Thegalleries are full of critics. They play no ball, they fight no fights. Theymake no mistakes because they attempt nothing. Down in the arena are thedoers. They make mistakes because they try many things. The man who makes nomistakes lacks boldness and

Am Inot destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

Imagination grows by excercise and in more powerful in the mature rather than in the young.