A bad workman never gets a good tool.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Marriagemeans expectations and expectations mean conflict.

A child is not a vase to be filled, but a fire to be lit.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Not work, but the thought that he must work is what makes the lazy man tired.

A room without books is a body without soul

An expert is a man, who dosent has all the answers, but he is sure that if that he is given enough money he can find them.

Self-trust is the first secret of success.

Allthings at first appear difficult.