Ifyou are leaning

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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In oneof our

In oneof our concert grand pianos, 243 taut strings exert a pull of 40,000 poundson an iron frame. It is proof that out of great tension may come great harmony.

If Ishould ever be

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.

The greatest humiliation

The greatest humiliation in life is to work hard on something from which you expect great appreciation, and then fail to get.

Hear me,my chiefs!

Hear me,my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.

The laws of life

The laws of life are founded on necessity, its charms on the non-essentials.

Freedom is not caprice,

Freedom is not caprice, but room to enlarge

The true test

The true test of intelligence is not how much people know how to do, but how they behave when they don't know what to do.

Jealousy arises from

Jealousy arises from lack of Confidence, not in others, but in onself.

Personal responsibility

Personal responsibility is too fiscal accountability as lovemaking is to a gynaecological examination

If necessityis the mother

If necessityis the mother of invention, conflict is its father.

If you don't know

If you don't know where you're going, you'll end upsomewhere else.

True,Heaven prohibits

True,Heaven prohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate acompromise.

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