Ifyou are leaning

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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Folly is perennial and yet the human race has survived

If your desires be endless, your cares and fears will be so too.

The flowers of life are but illusions. How many fade away and leave no trace; how few yield any fruit and the fruit itself how rarely does it ripen!

Conflictcan destroy a team which hasn't spent time learning to deal with it.

People say law but they mean wealth.

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

To be simple is the best thing in the world; to be modest is the next best thing. I am not so sure about being quiet.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

Why don'tyou want to do what you know you should do? The reason you don't is thatyou're in conflict with yourself.

The good rain like a bad preacher, does not know when to leave off.

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Do not tell me the problem is a difficult one. If it were not difficult, it would not be a problem

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