Ifyou are leaning

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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The past is always

The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.

We think too

We think too small. Like the frog at the bottom of the well. He thinks the sky is only as big as the top of the well. If he surfaced, he would have an entirely different view.

One ofthe lessons

One ofthe lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and alwaysa clever thing to say.

Ifyou wish to make

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Politeness is to human

Politeness is to human nature what warmth is to wax.

Silenceis the mother

Silenceis the mother of truth.

Ignorancedoesn't kill

Ignorancedoesn't kill you, but it does make you sweat a lot.

Poetry is the impish

Poetry is the impish attempt to paint the colour of the wind.

A bad word whispered

A bad word whispered will echo a hundred miles.

It isn't important

It isn't important to come out on top, what matters is to be the one who comes out alive.

Luck iswhat happens

Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

There are three faithful

There are three faithful friends; and old wife, an old dog and ready money.

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