Ifyou are leaning

Ifyou are leaning

Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car.

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Takeyour life into your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one toblame.

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