No matterhow thin you

No matterhow thin you make a pancake, it always has two sides.

Jan, 21 2012 62 chars (1 sms) 1048 views Quotes

more Quotes SMS Messages

The measure of a man is what he does with power.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

The king goes as

The king goes as far as he may, not as far as he could.

Talkingjaw-jaw is

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

WheneverI hear

WheneverI hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

When youhave to

When youhave to make a choice and you don't make it, that itself is a choice.

Ho puri dil ki

Ho puri dil ki har khwaish teri, Ho khushiyon bhara jahaan tera, Agar tu maange aasmaan ka ek taara, To khuda de-de tumko aasmaan saara.

Hatred does not not

Hatred does not not cease by hatred; but only by rule; this is the eternal rule.

Sincerity is impossible,

Sincerity is impossible, unless it pervades the whole being, and the pretence of it saps the very foundation of character

A moment's insight is

A moment's insight is sometimes worth a life's experience

Don'tclose the barn

Don'tclose the barn door after the horse runs away.

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry

No matterhow thin you

more Quotes SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages