Be yourself and

Be yourself and speak your mind today, though it contradicts all you have said before.

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I give myself,sometimes

I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.

Don'tstand by the

Don'tstand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.

Habit: the shackles of the free

A round egg can

A round egg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harsh according to how you speak them.

Therecan be no

Therecan be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. Hisinstinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, hemost illogically kicks up a row.

Failingto plan is

Failingto plan is planning to fail.

Every child is an

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.

Anyone whoconducts an

Anyone whoconducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

Concentration of wealth

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

A lie has no leg,

A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings

Youcan't shake hands

Youcan't shake hands with a clenched fist.

The true test

The true test of intelligence is not how much people know how to do, but how they behave when they don't know what to do.

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