Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

Alexander's last wrds: Bury my body, dont build any monument. Kip my hand outside,so dat d wrld knws,who won th wrld had noting in hand wen dyin.

By tryingoften, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

If your mouth turns into a knife, it will cut off yourlips.

Folly is perennial and yet the human race has survived

Livingwith integrity means: not settling for less than what you know you deserve inyour relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speakingyour truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in waysthat are in harmony

The greatest trust between man and man is the trust ofgiving counsel.

Supicion of one's own motives is especially necessary for the philanthropist and the executive.

The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power.

The thoughts that come often unsought, and as it were, drop into the mind, are commonly the most valuable of any we have.