Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having left undone.

Repentance is the attempt of the inner man to return home after wonderful night out

When trumpt sound today where wood you be! if you die today your JESUS has come! how could you give account of your life if JESUS meet you in your sinful life! repent now tomorrow might too late for you!

Nothingstrengthens

Nothingstrengthens the judgment and quickens the conscience like individualresponsibility.

It's not only later

It's not only later than you think- it's sooner than you suspect.

Ashes fly back

Ashes fly back into the face of him who throws them.

You're ina much

You're ina much better position to talk with people when they approach you than whenyou approach them.

When youcannot

When youcannot make up your mind which of two evenly balanced courses of action youshould take choose the bolder.

If you are distressed

If you are distressed by anything external, the pain isnot due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you havethe power to revoke at any moment.

Finance is the art

Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.

A clever person

A clever person turns great troubles into little ones andlittle ones into none at all.

A shipin harbor is

A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.

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