Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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Consistencyis the hobgoblin of little minds.

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

The service we

The service we render to others is really the rent we pay for our room on this earth.

It'swhen you're

It'swhen you're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

Nothingso completely

Nothingso completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity himself, thanstraightforward and simple integrity in another.

Liberation is not deliverance.

We knowwhat happens

We knowwhat happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

Step after step

Step after step the ladder is ascended

We judge others

We judge others by their behavior. We judge ourselves byour intentions.

If you truly want

If you truly want honesty, don't ask questions you don't really want the answer to.

The compromisewill always

The compromisewill always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

Myfather said: you

Myfather said: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Letthe other fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation foralways making all the money, you won't have many deals.

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