Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Jan, 20 2012 80 chars (1 sms) 949 views Quotes

more Quotes SMS Messages

What dowe live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other.

Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.

Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.

Theability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.

The civilisation of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.

Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they getinto a position of power, corrupt power.

The last function of reason is to recognize that there is an infinity of things which surpass it.

What we seek we shall find, what we flee from flee from us.

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.

We gain freedom when we have paid full price for our right to live.

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry