Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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Whohath not known

Whohath not known ill fortune, never knew himself, or his own virtue.

Philosophy begins

Philosophy begins in wonder. And, at the end, when philosophic thought has done its best, the wonder remains.

Always the dullness

Always the dullness of the fool is the whetstone of the wits

No doctor is

No doctor is a good doctor who has never been ill himself.

Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Happiness is the wondrous

Happiness is the wondrous commodity, the more your give; the more you have.

A perfect method

A perfect method for adding drama to life is to wait until the deadline looms large.

A room without books

A room without books is a body without soul

Everything is funny

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

We think too

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A half-truth won for

A half-truth won for ourselves is worth more than a whole truth learned from others.

Nothingstrengthens

Nothingstrengthens the judgment and quickens the conscience like individualresponsibility.

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