Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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Thefirst principle of contract negotiation is don'tremind them of what you did in the past; tell them what you're going to do inthe future.

It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.

We'reeyeball to eyeball and the other fellow just blinked.

Greatideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds.

A taste for truth at any cost is a passion which spares nothing:

It seemed rather incongruous that in a society of super sophisticatedcommunication, we often suffer from a shortage of listeners.

Beautifullight is born of darkness, so the faith that springs from conflict is oftenthe strongest and the best.

It is a good reader that makes a good book.

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.

Better ask ten times than go astray once.

Byfailing to prepare you are preparing to fail.

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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