Don't wrestlea pig

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Don't wrestlea pig
Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.
  
Jan, 20 2012     80 chars (1 sms)     840 views       Quotes

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The surest way
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To copy is to
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I'vealways felt that a
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Do we wish men to
Do we wish men to be virtuous? Then let us begin by making them love their country.
One of the function
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