Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

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Whenever I hear

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

Don'tput all your

Don'tput all your eggs in one basket.

Themost prepared are

Themost prepared are the most dedicated.

If an enemyis annoying

If an enemyis annoying you by playing well, consider adopting his strategy.

If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

The difficulty of

The difficulty of speeches is what you are perpetually poised between the ciche and the indiscretion

The difficultpart in

The difficultpart in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather to know it.

You could forgive

You could forgive an enemy. It is harder to forgive yourself.

Any man can make

Any man can make mistakes but only an idiot persists in his error.

When our hearts

When our hearts are empty, we collect things.

What is required

What is required is sight and insight, then you might add one more excite.

A school should be

A school should be the most beautiful place in every town- so beautiful tht the punishment for undutiful children should be that they be debarred from going to school the following day.

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