Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers

I don't like that man. I'm going to have to get to knowhim better.

Even a dog knows the difference between being stumbledover and being kicked.

Youcan't turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.

Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.

Each time we read, a seed is sown for the future.

A life makingmistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doingnothing at all.

Livingwith integrity means: not settling for less than what you know you deserve inyour relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speakingyour truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in waysthat are in harmony

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

Silenceis argument carried out by other means.

Thegreatest glory in living lies not in never falling,but in rising every time we fall.

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.