Humality is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it.

He whois unable to dance says the yard is stony.

Far better to think historically, to remember the lessonsof the past. Thus, far better to conceive of power as consisting in part ofthe knowledge of when not to use all the power you have. Far better to be onewho knows that if you reserve the power not to

Science has achieved more for the emancipation of masses than the wisdom of sages.

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

you can not strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognises genius.

The measure of a man is what he does with power.

Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

There is no knowledge that is not power.