If you follow me,

If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.

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Gossip is that which no one claims to like-but everybody enjoys.

Itisn't that they can't see the solution. It's that they can't see the problem.

Wisdomis what you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred totalk.

Anyone whoconducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.

It is atrick among the dishonest to offer sacrifices that are not needed,or not possible, to avoid making those that are required.

Not work, but the thought that he must work is what makes the lazy man tired.

People who can't admit they are part of the problem, willnever be part of its solution.

It is a strange desire, to seek power, and to loseliberty; or to seek power over others, and to lose power over a man's self.

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

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