If you follow me,

If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.

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Trust no one unless you have eaten much salt with him.

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Nothing lays itself open to the change of exaggeration more than the language of naked truth.

It's notthe size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

A clynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing

One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.

Nations get as good or as bad a government as they deserve.

Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.

If youare standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolutepowerlessness make you pure?

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