If you follow me,

If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.

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I have discovered the art of deceiving diplomats. I speakthe truth, and they never believe me.

We areall faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised asimpossible situations.

Astupid act entails doing the work twice over.

Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by

Badplanning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

"Man wishes2fly like a bird,sing like cuckoo,dance like a peacock,swim like a fish,But Man dosnt wish2live like a man"

Kindwords do not cost much. Yet they accomplish much.

Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.

Even to observe neutrality you must have a strong government

Power tires only those who do not have it.

Nothing do I regret more in my student life that thay my teachers were not my friends

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