Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

Melancholy is the joy of being said.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't care. Momentum is wht it wants to gather.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

If speaking is silver, then listening is gold.

Honesty is like an icicle; if once it melts that is theend of it.

The deeper the waters are, the more still they run.

Don'tstand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.

Every man is wanted; and no man is wanted much.