If you are standing

If you are standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

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Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

Nothing is a permanent except change.

Extremiststhink communication means agreeing with them.

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

A merefriend will agree with you, but a real friend will argue.

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

Every man has enough power left to carry out that of whichhe is convinced.

Everyoneis kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

Goodcommunication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleepafter.

Younever really understand a person until you consider things from his point ofview.

Tact is the ability to make a person see the lightning without letting him feel the bolt.

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