If you are standing

If you are standing

If you are standing upright, don't worry if your shadow is crooked.

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If youcould kick

If youcould kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Silenceis a true

Silenceis a true friend that never betrays.

No battle is more

No battle is more sorely lost that the one not fought

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

Don'thate, it's

Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.

Learning, the destroyer of

Learning, the destroyer of arrogance, begets arrogance in fools, even as light that illumines the eye, makes owls blind.

The oldbelieve everything,

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

The rulers must

The rulers must be watched, not the ruled.

I don't like that

I don't like that man. I'm going to have to get to knowhim better.

A pessimist sees only

A pessimist sees only the dark side of the clouds, and mopes; a philosopher sees both sides, and shrugs; an optimist doesn't care. Momentum is wht it wants to gather.

Years wrinkle the

Years wrinkle the face, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.

The Truly free man is one who know how to decline an invitation without giving an excuse.

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