If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

All marriedcouples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of makinglove. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Good battleis healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equalpartnership.

The good rain like a bad preacher, does not know when to leave off.

Earnest people are often people who habitually look on the serious side of things that have no serious side

I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

Labour with what zeal we will. Something still remains undone.

A good listener is not someone with nothing to say. A good listener is a good talkerwith a sore throat.

All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken

Consistencyis the hobgoblin of little minds.