A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

When aman says that he approves something in principle, it means he hasn't theslightest intention of putting it in practice.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

Don'tthrow out the baby with the bath water.

The man with the new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.

The Truly free man is one who know how to decline an invitation without giving an excuse.

Comedy is an escape, not from the truth but from despair; a narrow escape into faith.

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Whospreads, sows; Who listens, reaps.

If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore

The more faithfully you listen to the voice withhin you, the batter you will hear what is sounding outside.And only he who listens can speak.

Thegreatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.