Whenmen and women

Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.

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Conflictinvolves incompatible behaviors rather than competitive goals.

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Patience is bitter,

Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.

The Natural flights

The Natural flights of Human mind are not from Pleasure to pleasure, but from hope to hope.

Our faults irritate

Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others.

Patriots always talk

Patriots always talk of dying for their country, and never of killing for their country

The greatest trust

The greatest trust between man and man is the trust ofgiving counsel.

Anyonewho conducts

Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

The past is always

The past is always dogging our heals, striving ceaselessly to banish the present.

A roundegg can be

A roundegg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harshaccording to how you speak them.

The Universe is

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Thecompromise will

Thecompromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

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