Whenmen and women

Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.

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You see what power

You see what power is holding someone else's fear in your handand showing it to them!

Two man looks

Two man looks out through the same bars: the one sees the mud, the one the stars.

Every village has to become a

Every village has to become a self-sufficient republic.

The darkest hour

The darkest hour has only 60 minutes

Nothing in life is

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood.

I think I could

I think I could sum up my position on this with therecitation of a brief Russian proverb ‘Doveryai no Proveryai.’ Itmeans trust but verify.

Speechis human,

Speechis human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead; therefore we mustlearn both arts.

It isnot necessary

It isnot necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.

If Ishould ever be

If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.

Instinct is the nose of the mind.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

True, Heavenprohibits

True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.

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