Whenmen and women

Whenmen and women agree, it is only in their conclusions; their reasons arealways different.

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Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Power does not

Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they getinto a position of power, corrupt power.

True friendship comes

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable

Consistency is the

Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.

Conduct is wise or

Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.

A man of great common

A man of great common sense and good taste-meaning there a man without originality or moral courage.

Beon a horse when

Beon a horse when you go in search of a better one.

Ifyou wish to make

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

By being pleasant

By being pleasant always and smiling, it takes you nearer to God; Nearer than any prayer.

Knowlege is two

Knowlege is two-fold, and consists not only an affirmation of what is true, but in the negation of that which is faise

We make our

We make our friends, we make our enemies, but God makes our next-door neighbours.

Thework will teach you

Thework will teach you how to do it.

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