Don't be took quick

Don't be took quick to belive anything you read.

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Remember when feminisit

Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by

A fool shows

A fool shows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

The ruler proclaims

The ruler proclaims the good news himself; he sends the servants out to announce the bad news.

Religion is behaviour

Religion is behaviour and not mere belief.

Do not tell me the

Do not tell me the problem is a difficult one. If it were not difficult, it would not be a problem

The Shortest distance

The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

We owealmost all

We owealmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.

Compromise,n. Such an

Compromise,n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.

Cheat me in the price

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

Allthings are ready,

Allthings are ready, if our minds be so.

Tobelieve in something

Tobelieve in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

You can outdistance

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running insideyou.

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