Don't be took quick

Don't be took quick to belive anything you read.

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As if you could

As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.

When angry, count

When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.

Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

We cannot all be

We cannot all be great but we can always attach ourselves to something that is great.

The average man’

The average man’s life consists of: Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going, Forty years of having his wife ask the same question; and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

He who asks questions

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers.

A man of great common

A man of great common sense and good taste-meaning there a man without originality or moral courage.

Democracy will break

Democracy will break under the strain of apronstrings. It can exist only on trust.

Beware of the chap

Beware of the chap who reminds you that you can't take it with you . he'll try to take it with him.

If a man is prodigal

If a man is prodigal, he cannot be truly generous

Remember when feminisit

Remember when feminisit movements were something men gathered on street corners to admire as the girls strolled by

When regard for

When regard for truth has been broken down or evenslightly weakened, all things will remain doubtful.

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