If youcan make a

If youcan make a
If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.
  

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I know youbelieve you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realizethat what you heard isn't what I meant.
Ifyou are leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.
Speak whenyou are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
The poet gives us his essence, but prose takes the mould of the body and mind entire.
To exaggrerate is to weaken.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
Whospreads, sows; Who listens, reaps.
We ownalmost all our knowledge not to those who have agreed but to those who havediffered.
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be won, through understanding. Our longingfor understandingis Eternal.
Firstkeep the peace within yourself, then you can alsobring peace to others.
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.