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If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.

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To have a respect for ourselves guides our morals; to have a deference for others governs our manners.

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

The amount of effort put into a campaign by a worker expands in proportion to the personal benefits that he will derive from his party's victory.

Nature hasgiven men one tongue and two ears, that we may hear twice as much as wespeak.

It is atrick among the dishonest to offer sacrifices that are not needed,or not possible, to avoid making those that are required.

The greatest prayer is patience.

Wecould never learn to be brave and patient if there were only joy in the world.

The liberty of the individual must be thus far limited: He must not make himself a nuisance to other people.

The cliche that education never ends virtually ensures that it does'nt begin.

Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!

A good conscience is the best divinity.

Outside noisy, inside empty.

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