If youcan make a

If youcan make a
If youcan make a man laugh, you can make him think and make him like and believeyou.
  

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I don't like that man. I'm going to have to get to knowhim better.
Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men is primarilybased on mutual trust and only secondarily on institutions such as courts ofjustice and police.
Therecan be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. Hisinstinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, hemost illogically kicks up a row.
No one lies as much as the indignant do.
A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to peer out.
Our fear of disasters that may never happen robs us of the courage to meet the ills that do occur
Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used toprotect the innocent.
Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.
Trust exists; only lies are invented.
I have learned through bitter experience the one supremelesson to conserve my anger, and as heat conserved is transmitted into energy,even so our anger controlled can be transmitted into a power that can movethe world.
Failingto plan is planning to fail.
Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fateand captain of your soul.