Laughteris the shortest

Laughteris the shortest
Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.
  

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Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure yourealize that what you heard isn't what I meant.
Artists can color the sky red because they know its blue.those of us who are not artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we are stupid.
As longas you keep a person down, some part of you has to be down there to hold himdown, so it means you cannot soar as you otherwise might.
Far better to think historically, to remember the lessonsof the past. Thus, far better to conceive of power as consisting in part ofthe knowledge of when not to use all the power you have. Far better to be onewho knows that if you reserve the power not to
When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannothurt you.
Hearme, my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.
Folly is perennial and yet the human race has survived
Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.
Freedom is not caprice, but room to enlarge
A status symbol is an instrument you clash when you want someone to know you are there.
Life imitates art far more that art imitates life.