Bytrying often, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

Angels fly, because they take themselves lightly.

We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

Undernormal conditions, most people tend to see what they want to see, hear what theywant to hear, and do what they want to do; in conflicts, their positionsbecome even more rigid and fixed.

A caricature is always ture only for an instant.

Civilization, in a sly way, is a suspicion that the other fellow may be right.

Therecan be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. Hisinstinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, hemost illogically kicks up a row.

Show me a man who cannot bother to do little things andI'll show you a man who cannot be trusted to do big things.

Life only demands from you the strength you posses

The greatest prayer is patience.