Laughteris the shortest

Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

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Bring ideas in and treat them royally,for one of them may be the king.

There arealways two forces warring against each other within us.

You only have power over people so long as you don't takeeverything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything he's nolonger in your power he's free again.

The purpose of

The purpose of getting power is to be able to give itaway.

To ask advice is

To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten tout for flattery.

Themost important trip

Themost important trip you may take in life is meeting people half way.

Embracingconflict

Embracingconflict can become a joy when we know that irritation and frustration canlead to growth and fascination.

It isgreed to do

It isgreed to do all the talking but not to want to listen at all.

Flatteryis the infantry

Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.

Tofight and conquer

Tofight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supremeexcellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

There isnothing more

There isnothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than anagreement.

If youare leaning

If youare leaning over to starboard to balance the boat against the other guy'spropensity to lean too far to port, both of you are about to get wet.

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