Laughteris the shortest

Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

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Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

Our fear of disaster

Our fear of disasters that may never happen robs us of the courage to meet the ills that do occur

The real great

The real great man is the man who makes every man feel great.

Never answer a

Never answer a letter while you are angry.

Washing one's hands

Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerfuland the powerless means to side with the powerful, not to be neutral.

An individual without

An individual without information can't takeresponsibility. An individual with information can't help but takeresponsibility.

Folly is perennial and

Folly is perennial and yet the human race has survived

Thesearch for someone

Thesearch for someone to blame is always successful.

We willbe known by

We willbe known by the tracks we leave behind.

All mankind is divided

All mankind is divided into three classes: those who are immovable; those who are movable; and those who move.

Bestill when you

Bestill when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say whatyou've got to say, and say it hot.

There may be said

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

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