The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Whenour knowing exceeds our sensing, we will no longer be deceived by theillusions of our senses.

Icannot give you a formula for success, but I can give you the formula forfailure: Try to please everyone.

A round egg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harsh according to how you speak them.

The wicked are not always clever, nor are dictators always right.

Diseases are Tax on the pleasure.

It is a strange desire to seek power and to lose liberty,or to seek power over others and to lose power over a man's self.

Remembernot only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

Talkingjaw-jaw is always better than war-war.

Peoplespend a lifetime searching for happiness; looking for peace. They chase idledreams, addictions, religions, even other people, hoping to fill theemptiness that plagues them. The irony is the only place they ever needed tosearch was within.

Men of genius are admired, men of wealth are envied, menof power are feared; but only men of character are trusted.