Laughteris the shortest

Laughteris the shortest

Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.

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The art of life

The art of life is the avoiding of pain.

You see what power

You see what power is holding someone else's fear in your handand showing it to them!

Thetime to repair the

Thetime to repair the roof is when the sun is shining.

Opportunity may be

Opportunity may be hard to recognize if you are only looking for a lucky break.

The property of

The property of power is to protect.

It isdifficult to negotiate

It isdifficult to negotiate where neither will trust.

If power is for

If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You canalways buy her back again.

If you don't know

If you don't know where you're going, you'll end upsomewhere else.

Duringthe Depression,

Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.

The rulers must

The rulers must be watched, not the ruled.

Quarrelsend, but

Quarrelsend, but words once spoken never die.

People who do not

People who do not believe in miracles are not realist.

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