Laughteris the shortest

Laughteris the shortest
Laughteris the shortest distance between two people.
  

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If you tell the truth, you have infinite power supportingyou; but if not, you have infinite power against you.
Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
Don'tstand by the water and long for fish; go home and weave a net.
Don'thate, it's too big a burden to bear.
He that can't endure the bad, will not live to see thegood.
To be preparedis half the victory.
Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Beware,as long as you live, of judging people of appearances.
Ialways cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think,well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a singlepolitical argument left.
COURAGE IS THE FLEEING FORWARD.
If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—and if I should request anegotiation from captivity they should consider that a sign of duress.
Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.