A miserand a liar bargain

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No onewould talk much in society; if he knew how often he misunderstands others.

When our hearts are empty, we collect things.

Itis all right if you talk to yourself. It is all right if you answer yourself.But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you've got a problem.

Humour is a hole that lets the sawdust out of a stuffed shirt.

Ittakes time to save time.

Beware,as long as you live, of judging people of appearances.

It's whenyou're safe at home that you wish you were having an adventure. When you'rehaving an adventure you wish you were safe at home.

Luck iswhat happens when preparation meets opportunity.

Timinghas a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

If you follow me, I may lead you straight to hell, but ifyou trust me, I will lead you back out again.

A lie has no leg, but a scandel has wings

The greatest intelligence is precisely the one that suffers most from its own limitations.

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