A miserand a liar bargain

A miserand a liar bargain quickly.

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Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

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You can not help men permanantly by doing for them what they could do for themselves

Truth is strengthened by observation and delay; falsehood by haste and uncertainity.

Astupid act entails doing the work twice over.

The split in you is clear. There is a part of you that knows what it shoulddo, and a part that does what it feels like doing.

It is long and hard and painful to create life; it is short and easy to steal the life others have made.

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Our errors are steps on the way.

Luck never mad a mad man wise

He who truly knows has no occasion to shout

Miracles enables us to judge of doctrine and doctrine enable us to judge of miracles.

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