A miserand a liar bargain

A miserand a liar bargain quickly.

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True, Heavenprohibits

True, Heavenprohibits certain pleasures; but one can generally negotiate a compromise.

Nothing so wonderfully

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

If power is for

If power is for sale, sell your mother to buy it. You canalways buy her back again.

Freedom is not caprice,

Freedom is not caprice, but room to enlarge

The greatest job

The greatest job of teachers is to cultivate talent until it ripens for the public to reap its bounty.

Are youreally listening..

Are youreally listening... or are you just waiting for your turn to talk?

Without dialogue there

Without dialogue there is no communication, without communication there is no true education.

When u were

When u were born, u were crying and everyone round u was smiling.. Live ur life so that when u die, u're the one who is smiling and everyone round u is crying..

People who do not

People who do not believe in miracles are not realist.

Everything has it's

Everything has it's beauty, but not every one sees it.

Truthsprings from

Truthsprings from argument amongst friends.

By tryingoften,

By tryingoften, the monkey learns to jump from the tree.

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