The Shortest distance between two jokes makess a perfect speech.

Every advantage has its tax

Whenyou plant lettuce, if it does not grow well, you don't blame the lettuce. Youlook for reasons it is not doing well. It may need fertilizer, or more water,or less sun. You never blame the lettuce. Yet if we have problems with ourfriends or our family,

Anyonewho conducts an argument by appealing to authority is not using his intelligence,just his memory.

The hand of liberality is stronger than the arm of power.

Freedom demands respect for the freedom of others.

Theterm up has no meaning apart from the word down. The term fasthas no meaning apart from the term slow. In addition, such termshave no meaning even when used together, except when confined to a veryparticular situation... most of our language about the

Beholdthe turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

The surest way to remain poor is to be an honest man.

The art of writing is the art of restraint.

Any man's death diminishes me, because i am involved in mankind; and, therefore, never tend to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.