What dowe live for,

What dowe live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other.

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Duringa negotiation, it would be wise not to take anything personally. If you leavepersonalities out of it, you will be able to see opportunities moreobjectively.

Concentration of wealth

Concentration of wealth will never be a problem as long as we have those three great institutions for redistributing it: Taxes, wives, offspring.

Thecompromise will

Thecompromise will always be more expensive than either of the suggestions it iscompromising.

Power is a little

Power is a little like alcohol: the faster it is consumed, the more quickly it affects the brain.

Do not judge, and

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken

A happy home is

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possiblility that the other may be right, though neither believes it.

If you wish to

If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

Whenpeople say women

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.

I willprepare and

I willprepare and some day my chance will come.

Some people suffer

Some people suffer in silence louder than others

The darkest hour

The darkest hour has only 60 minutes

Before following a

Before following a leader, it's wise to see if he's headed in the right direction.

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