Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.

All marriedcouples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of makinglove. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Good battleis healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equalpartnership.

A foolshows his annoyance at once, but a prudent man overlooks an insult.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have.

Usenon-verbal communication to SOFTEN the hard-line position of others: S =Smile, O = Open, Posture, F = Forward Lean, T = Touch, E = Eye Contact, N =Nod.

We cannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, and repetitionimpresses the subconscious, and we are then master of the situation.

It's the job that's never started as takes longest to finish.

Don'tthrow out the baby with the bath water.

A teacher as a person is more important than a teacher as a technician. What he is has more effect than anything he does.

The thoughts that come often unsought, and as it were, drop into the mind, are commonly the most valuable of any we have.

Don'tcut off your nose to spite your face.

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.