Fools rush in where fools have been before.

Girls .. . were allowed to play in the house . . . and boys were sent outdoors. . .Boys ran around in the yard with toy guns going kksshh-kksshh,fighting wars for made-up reasons and arguing about whowas dead, while girls stayed inside and played with dol

Takeadvantage of the ambiguity in the world. Look at something and think aboutwhat else it might be.

A matter that becomes clear ceases to concern us.

Laughter is shortest distance between two people.

In God we trust; all others pay cash.

There isnothing more likely to start disagreement among people or countries than anagreement.

Theonly difference between stumbling blocks and stepping stones is the way inwhich we use them.

A half-truth won for ourselves is worth more than a whole truth learned from others.

Thereare no secrets. There is no mystery. There is only common sense.

Adversityis the foundation of virtue.

The function of genius is to furnish cretins with ideas twenty year later.