Nothing so wonderfully

Nothing so wonderfully

Nothing so wonderfully concentrates the mind as theprospect of a hanging.

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Liberation is not deliverance.

Liberation is not deliverance.

Childhood shows the man,

Childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day

If I giveyou an

If I giveyou an egg, and you give me an egg, we will each have one egg.

The art of showmanship

The art of showmanship is to give the public what is wants just before it knows what it wants.

Measurement of life

Measurement of life should be rather proportioned to the intensity of experience than it's actual length.

Aquarrel is like buttermilk:

Aquarrel is like buttermilk: once it's out of the churn, the more you shake it,the more sour it grows.

You may give gifts

You may give gifts without caring, but you can't care without giving

To pushadvantages too

To pushadvantages too far is neither generous nor just.

There may be said

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world: those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

Folly is perennial and

Folly is perennial and yet the human race has survived

Experience is a hard teacher

Experience is a hard teacher because SHE gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.

Now-a-days women don't hire domestic help-they marry it.

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