There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.

If you ain't never pick up the sword,you ain't never have to worry about fallin' on it.

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

Melancholy is the joy of being said.

Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.

A miserand a liar bargain quickly.

Pleasure is the sincerest compliment.

Neverdoubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change theworld. Indeed, it's the only thing that ever has.

Allmarried couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art ofmaking love. Good battle is objective and honest never vicious or cruel. Goodbattle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle ofequal partnership.

Silencemay be golden, but can you think of a better way to entertain someone than tolisten to him?

If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escapea hundred days of sorrow.