Artists can color the sky red because they know its blue.those of us who are not artists must color things the way they really are or people might think we are stupid.

Soremarkably perverse is the nature of man that he despises those that court himand admires whoever will not bend before him.

Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

A caricature is always ture only for an instant.

Being virtuous is no feat once temptation ceases.

Are youreally listening... or are you just waiting for your turn to talk?

To copy is to put an end to creativeness. Unless there is originality, you can do nothing.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

He who is unable to dance says the yard is stony.

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

Experience keeps a dear school, but tools will learn in no other.

Nevermistake silence for agreement.