Ittakes nine months

Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.

Jan, 21 2012 80 chars (1 sms) 775 views Quotes

more Quotes SMS Messages

Old wood best of burn, old friend to trust and old authors to read.

Familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage and you prepare your own limbs to wear them.

Wecannot always control our thoughts, but we can control our words, andrepetition impresses the subconscious, and we are then master of thesituation.

Instead of focusing on big goals,focus on small goals.Small victories always lead to large ones.Swami Vivekanand..

A teleision set is like a toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.

Unlessa man has trained himself for his chance, the chance will only make him lookridiculous.

Science has achieved more for the emancipation of masses than the wisdom of sages.

The greatest job of teachers is to cultivate talent until it ripens for the public to reap its bounty.

Happiness is the wondrous commodity, the more your give; the more you have.

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire isthat which he exercises over himself.

I am atpeace with God. My conflict is with man.

Man alone contains within himself as many species as exist on earth.

Categories April Fool Festival Friendship Funny General Graphical Greeting Jokes Language Love Miss You Naughty Occassions Quotes Seasons Shayari Sorry