Ittakes nine months

Ittakes nine months to have a baby, no matter how many people you put on thejob.

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Makesure you leave

Makesure you leave some fat for the other side.

The summit of happiness

The summit of happiness is reached when a person is ready to be what he is.

Better ask ten

Better ask ten times than go astray once.

It wasimpossible to get a

It wasimpossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.

The hardest thing

The hardest thing to disguise is you feelings when you put a lot of relatives on the train for home.

Habit: the shackles of the free

Tell meand I'll forget.

Tell meand I'll forget. Show me, and I may not remember. Involve me, and I'llunderstand.

There are three ways

There are three ways of bearing ills of life: by indifference, by philosophy, and by religion.

Therecan be no

Therecan be no doubt that the average man blames much more than he praises. Hisinstinct is to blame. If he is satisfied he says nothing; if he is not, hemost illogically kicks up a row.

Tofight and conquer

Tofight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supremeexcellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.

It isthe acid test

It isthe acid test of nonviolence that in a nonviolent conflict there is no rancorleft behind, and in the end the enemies are converted into friends.

Blessed are they

Blessed are they who have nothing to say and who cannot be persuaded to say it.

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