If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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The property

The property of power is to protect.

Whenelephants fight,

Whenelephants fight, it is the grass who suffers.

Self-trust is

Self-trust is the first secret of success.

Power corrupts

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.

Wisdom requires that

Wisdom requires that we pour a little oil of delicate courtesy on the wheels of friendship.

Whetherit's the best

Whetherit's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Change meansmovement.

Change meansmovement. Movement means friction. Only in the frictionless vacuum of anonexistent abstract world can movement or change occur without that abrasivefriction of conflict.

If you climb

If you climb up a tree, you must climb down the same tree.

Parents these days

Parents these days scarcely bring up children; they finance them.

Hear me,my chiefs!

Hear me,my chiefs! I am tired. My heart is sick and sad. From where the sun nowstands, I will fight no more forever.

Aproblem is a chance

Aproblem is a chance for you to do your best.

Weagree completely on

Weagree completely on everything, including the fact we don't see eye to eye.

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