If you could kick

If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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All your fingernails

All your fingernails grow with no convenient speed except broken one.

Being virtuous is

Being virtuous is no feat once temptation ceases.

Science has achieved

Science has achieved more for the emancipation of masses than the wisdom of sages.

Don'tthrow out the

Don'tthrow out the baby with the bath water.

Politeness is the

Politeness is the art of selecting among one's real thoughts.

Little things console

Little things console us because little things afflict us.

Sometimesone pays

Sometimesone pays most for the things one gets for nothing.

It is atrick among the

It is atrick among the dishonest to offer sacrifices that are not needed,or not possible, to avoid making those that are required.

The civilisation of

The civilisation of one epoch becomes the manure of the next.

Step after step

Step after step the ladder is ascended

We mustbe part of the general staff at the inception, rather than the ambulancedrivers at the bitter end.

Allthings are ready,

Allthings are ready, if our minds be so.

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