If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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What matter is

What matter is not to add years to your life but to add life to your years.

Most ofour so-

Most ofour so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believingas we already do.

The great despisers

The great despisers are the greater reverers.

I haveoften regretted

I haveoften regretted my speech, never my silence.

Lower your voice

Lower your voice and strengthen your argument.

Man show their

Man show their character in nothing more clearly than by what they think laughable.

He whoangers you,

He whoangers you, conquers you.

Don't let life discourage

Don't let life discourage your, everyone who got where he is had to begin where he was.

Kindness is a language

Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear and a blind can read.

My fathersaid: you

My fathersaid: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Let theother fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation for alwaysmaking all the money, you won't have many deals.

Reason is my philosophy

Reason is my philosophy, is only a harmony among irrational impulses.

Imaginationis the eye

Imaginationis the eye of your soul.

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