If you could kick

If you could kick
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
  

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When angry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry ahundred.
Do notfind fault, find a remedy.
Due to circumstances beyond your control, you are master of your fateand captain of your soul.
If at first you do succeed, try, try not to be a bore
Compromise.Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary thesatisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and isdeprived of nothing except what was justly his due.
Anounce of mediation is worth a pound of arbitration and a ton of litigation!
A shipin harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most peoplenever listen.
Let no one, then think lightly of the world, lest he be despising himself unawares
My fathersaid: you must never try to make all the money that's in a deal. Let theother fellow make some money too, because if you have a reputation for alwaysmaking all the money, you won't have many deals.
The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do something to love, and something to hope for.
The desire of appearing clever often prevents our becoming so.