If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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Thereis no such

Thereis no such thing as absolute value in this world. You can only estimate whata thing is worth to 'you.'

Education is the chief

Education is the chief defence of a Nation.

Don'tjudge a book

Don'tjudge a book by its cover.

One of the function

One of the function of intelligence is to take account of the dangers that come from trusting solely to the intelligence.

Conduct is wise or

Conduct is wise or foolish only in reference to its results.

Sometimesyou have to

Sometimesyou have to be silent to be heard.

Thoroughnesscharacterizes

Thoroughnesscharacterizes all successful men. Genius is the art of taking infinite pains.All great achievement has been characterized by extreme care, infinitepainstaking, even to the minutest detail.

Alwaysforgive your enemies.

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

To be simple is

To be simple is the best thing in the world; to be modest is the next best thing. I am not so sure about being quiet.

Much learning does

Much learning does not teach understanding.

People say law

People say law but they mean wealth.

The majority of

The majority of mankind always has been and always will be composed of imbeciles.

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