If you could kick

If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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Silenceis as full of

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God has created the

God has created the world in play.

If Ihad six hours

If Ihad six hours to chop down a tree, I'd spend the first hour sharpening the ax.

Maturityis the capacity

Maturityis the capacity to endure uncertainty.

Whenangry, count to

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

Use softwords and hard

Use softwords and hard arguments.

Inbusiness, you don't

Inbusiness, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you negotiate.

Freedom demands respect

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Freedom is not caprice,

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Necessity truns lion into fox.

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