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If you could kick
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
  
Jan, 21 2012     108 chars (1 sms)     1008 views       Quotes

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Thedeeper the waters
Thedeeper the waters are, the more still they run.
Search not a
Search not a wound too deep lest thou maketh a new one.
Men are cruel
Men are cruel, but man is kind.
Duringthe Depression,
Duringthe Depression, or back when we were fighting Hitler, people didn't have timeto sue a company if the coffee was too hot. There were urgent, pressingproblems. If you think you have it tough, read history books.
The major cause
The major cause of traffic accidents is that men put into their cars as much ego as petrol.
A successful man
A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the brick that others throw at him.
A roundegg can be
A roundegg can be made square according to how you cut it; words would be harshaccording to how you speak them.
Nobody'sa natural.
Nobody'sa natural. You work hard to get good and then work to get better. It's hardto stay on top.
Usesoft words and hard
Usesoft words and hard arguments.
Twobirds disputed
Twobirds disputed about a kernel, when a third swooped down and carried it off.
If you are distressed
If you are distressed by anything external, the pain isnot due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you havethe power to revoke at any moment.
Inspiration is apt
Inspiration is apt to come only while one is working, waited for, it usually keeps waiting.

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