If you could kick

If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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Maturityis the capacity

Maturityis the capacity to endure uncertainty.

Trust exists; only

Trust exists; only lies are invented.

A goodpreparation takes

A goodpreparation takes longer than the delivery.

Philosophy may describe

Philosophy may describe unreason, as it may describe force; it cannot hope to refute them.

Don'tconsider your

Don'tconsider your reputation and you may do anything you like.

Science has promised

Science has promised us truth. It has never promised us either peace or happiness.

Originality is the

Originality is the art of Concealing your Source.

Manners make the

Manners make the fortune of the ambitious youth.

Zeal is fit only

Zeal is fit only for wise men but is found mostly infools.

The singlemost powerful

The singlemost powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get up andwalk away from the table without a deal.

It is mark of a

It is mark of a good man not to know how to do an injury.

The talker will l

The talker will lead the dog to the meat market.

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