If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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Whenangry, count to

Whenangry, count to ten before you speak; if very angry a hundred.

Nature arms each

Nature arms each man with some faculty which enables himto do easily some feat impossible to any other.

So longas a man

So longas a man is angry he cannot be in the right.

All our rightousnesses

All our rightousnesses are like filthy rags

Decisionis the spark

Decisionis the spark that ignites action. Until a decision is made, nothinghappens.... Decision is the courageous facing of issues, knowing that if theyare not faced, problems will remain forever unanswered.

Be your own judge

Be your own judge and you will be happy.

In thefield of observation,

In thefield of observation, chance favors only theprepared minds.

A book is a mirror;

A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to peer out.

Flatteryis the infantry

Flatteryis the infantry of negotiation.

The best prophet

The best prophet is common sense, our native wit.

The difficulty of

The difficulty of speeches is what you are perpetually poised between the ciche and the indiscretion

What sunshine is

What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.

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