If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

Themost dramatic conflicts are perhaps, those that take place not between menbut between a man and himselfwhere the arena of conflict is a solitary mind.

Thedifficult part in

Thedifficult part in an argument is not to defend one's opinion, but rather toknow it.

Everyoneis kneaded out

Everyoneis kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.

Ifyou wish to make

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

The hardeststep is over

The hardeststep is over the threshold.

Watching smal

Watching small men at work reconciles to the great.

Thereverse side also

Thereverse side also has a reverse side.

The condition upon

The condition upon which God hath given liberty to man is eternal vigilance.

Don'twrestle a pig in

Don'twrestle a pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Remember not only

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficultstill, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

The first duty of

The first duty of love is to listen.

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