If you could kick

If you could kick
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.
  

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Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.
Discord gives a relish to concord.
Education is the chief defence of a Nation.
He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a questionremains a fool forever.
The desire of appearing clever often prevents our becoming so.
Theability to speak eloquently is not to be confused with having something tosay.
I give myself,sometimes, admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.
If Ishould ever be captured, I want no negotiation—andif I should request a negotiation from captivity they should consider that asign of duress.
Makesure you never, never argue at night. You just lose a good night's sleep, andyou can't settle anything until morning anyway.
Never[enter] into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance ofone of two disputants convincing the other by argument. I have seen many ontheir getting warm, becoming rude and shooting one another.
It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier tobe sometimes cheated than not to trust.
Wisdom requires that we pour a little oil of delicate courtesy on the wheels of friendship.