If you could kick

If you could kick

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, youwouldn't sit for a month.

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Whenever I hear

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried onhim personally.

Imagination is useful

Imagination is useful as long as it remains practical.

He that is unkind

He that is unkind to his own will not be kind to others.

Suffering is the sole

Suffering is the sole origin of consciousness.

Cheat me in the price

Cheat me in the price but not in the goods i purchase.

Thesingle most powerful

Thesingle most powerful tool for winning a negotiation is the ability to get upand walk away from the table without a deal.

Tobelieve in something

Tobelieve in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.

The laws of life

The laws of life are founded on necessity, its charms on the non-essentials.

Fanaticism is the

Fanaticism is the false fire of an overheated mind.

Don't wrestlea pig

Don't wrestlea pig in a mud hole. You both get all dirty, and the pig enjoys it.

Commonsense in an

Commonsense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.

Alwaysforgive your

Alwaysforgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.

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