Icannot divine how it happens that the man who knows the least is the mostargumentative.

The great advantage of a hotel is that it's a refuge from home life.

Itmatters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

Ashes fly back into the face of him who throws them.

Ifyou wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, 'You are wrong.' Thismethod works every time.

The oldbelieve everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young knoweverything.

Bekind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.

Twoprisoners whose cells adjoin communicate with each other by knocking on thewall. The wall is the thing which separates them but is also their means ofcommunication. It is the same with us and God. Every separation is a link.

A large ocean liner was headed across the Atlantic fromPortsmouth to New York. As it neared its destination at night, a lookout onthe wing of the bridge reported, ‘Light, bearing on the starboardbow.’‘Is it steady or moving astern?’ the captain called out

There'sno point in arguing with partisan supporters. Their views are their identity.Nothing you can tell the most phlegmatic follower.

Keep a secret; its you slave. Tell it, and it's your master.

Whenpeople say women can’t be trusted because they cycle every month, myresponse is that men cycle every day, so they should only be allowed tonegotiate peace treaties in the evening.