In breast stroke

In breast stroke
In breast stroke swiming competition French woman came 1st & English woman came 2nd. Our Banto came last. She complained - its unfair, those 2 used their arms !
  

Jan, 19 2012     160 chars (1 sms)     1143 views       Naughty

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