Earlier bosses used

Earlier bosses used
Earlier bosses used to give dictation to secretary. Now secretary gives dick-tension to the boss.
  

Jan, 19 2012     97 chars (1 sms)     1395 views       Naughty

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Earlier bosses used to give dictation to secretary. Now secretary gives dick-tension to the boss.
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