One lady: Did

One lady: Did
One lady: Did U Know Tht "Lions" have Sex 4 to 6 Times a Night ?Second Lady: Damit..Pehle Bol Nahi Sakti Thi, I just Joined the "Rotary"!
  

Jan, 19 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     938 views       Naughty

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