HUSBAND-Shall v

HUSBAND-Shall v
HUSBAND-Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite WiFE-Xcellent Idea,U Stand At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes & I'll Lie oN D SoFA & Watch DTV
  

Jan, 19 2012     134 chars (1 sms)     796 views       Naughty

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