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Notice in aSex Magazine library -'While reading,Please hold the magazine with BOTH hands'...

Jan, 19 2012 92 chars (1 sms) 1235 views Naughty

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Deepa Mehta made a film on lesbians & named it 'Fire'. Now she is making another film on homosexuals. Can u guess the name......'Backfire'

:A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin&says i will do anything 2 pass in d exams& professor saysOK OPEN UR......Books & Study

HEIGHT OF D0UBLE MEANING: DAD went to school to get son's report card.DAD: Mam kab dengi aap?MAM: Periods khatam hone ke baad.. :-)

Doctor,s wife:I saw a Call girl entering ur clinic today.Wat dose it mean?Dr:Relax darling.It was a professional meeting Wif:Whose profession.

Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves u... Its only when...??????you leave her virgin.-

Missing U is nt a game 2 play,missing U is not a word 2 say,missing U does nt start in April nd end in May,missing U is a pain dat i fel every day…

July is the month of breast cancer awarness.On this note, for all those gals who misunderstood guys:"We stare because we Care.":

'lovers went 2 film, a mosquito enters in girl's skirt..Guess where it bites?Naughty mind always thinking badIt bites on BOY'S HAND

Mallika's T-shirt had a picture of a CAR MIRROR on it. Guess,what was written on it..Objects behind d mirror r larger than they appear

Santa on KBCAmitabh- For 10 lacs, what is the colour of ur wifeA's panty?Santa Can I use my life line Phone a friend?

Heard d latest sexXxy drink to hit d market?? Its a mix of Viagara & Mountain Dew... The name of d drink? "Mount & Do" !!!;-),

We all spend so much money for buying clothes but d best moments of life r enjoyed witout clothes.. Thats life..!

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