Notice in aSex

Notice in aSex
Notice in aSex Magazine library -'While reading,Please hold the magazine with BOTH hands'...
  

Jan, 19 2012     92 chars (1 sms)     981 views       Naughty

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Sardr ka beta 5th me fail hua to 4th me aya,4th me fail hua to 3rd me aya.To sardar ghar pe apni biwi sebola-Apni salwar,panty tight karle,wo vapas aa raha hai
AIDS AWARENESS:"Try different positions with d same woman instead of same position with different women.
ACCIDENTS TAKE A MINUTE BUT SUFFERINGS LAST A LIFE TIME. Pls Wear CONDOM & HELMET On Ur Appropriate Heads During "Respective DRIVINGS"
Santa on KBCAmitabh- For 10 lacs, what is the colour of ur wifeA's panty?Santa Can I use my life line Phone a friend?
College Girl At Fee Counter - Sir, Meri Le Lo !Sir- 2 Min Ruko. Aram Se Le Lunga.Girl- Are Jaldi Le Lo, Fir Nahi De Paungi, Mere Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai.
Santa: In all AIDS ads, they talk of SAFE SEX. What is SAFE SEX? Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town!
Difference between Good girl & bad girl Good girl Open a few buttons in hot atmosphere but bad girl opens all buttons to make d atmosphere hot.
Raat ko sirf 3 log jagte hai:-bhut insan ko darane k liye...Machar insan ko satane k liye...& husband aur wife insan ko banane kliye.
:A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin&says i will do anything 2 pass in d exams& professor saysOK OPEN UR......Books & Study
1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
In breast stroke swiming competition French woman came 1st & English woman came 2nd. Our Banto came last. She complained - its unfair, those 2 used their arms !
Srdr biwi k offce gaya dekha wo boss ki god me baithkr dctatin le rai hai. Gusse me bola: Uth santo, aisi jgah kam nahi krna jhan staf k lie kursi bhi na ho.