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Man 2 Dr-Evry nite my wife goes 2 Tom"s bar & sleeps wth any1 who asks her. Doctor:Take a deep breath & calm down, and now tell me where is TOM"S BAR.""
  
Jan, 19 2012     152 chars (1 sms)     1389 views       Naughty

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