'lovers went 2

'lovers went 2
'lovers went 2 film, a mosquito enters in girl's skirt..Guess where it bites?Naughty mind always thinking badIt bites on BOY'S HAND
  

Jan, 19 2012     131 chars (1 sms)     938 views       Naughty

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