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Welcome 2 mobile Marriage Bureau:Rishte k liye 1 dabaye.Mangni k liye 2 dabaye.Shaadi k liye 3 dabaye.Aur 2nd shaadi k liye 1st ka gala dabayie

A foolish man tels a woman 2 stop talking, but a wise man tels her that she looks extremely beautiful wen her lips r closed.

Main yaha Aap waha zindgi hai kaha LEKIN LIFEBOY hai jaha tandrusti hai waha.Chalo kasam todo aur Aaj naha lo..!

ABCD ATI HAI AGAR ATI BHI HOGI TO AISI NAHI ATI HOGI : A Aristocrat B Bagpiper C Contessa D Director special E Eight Pm F Fun drop G God father H Haywards I Imperial blue J Johnny walker K King fisher L Lime drop M Mughal monarch N Nicolase No. 1 O Old monk P Peter scot R Royal stag S Signature T Teacher's scott U Uni boul V Vat 69 W White hall X XXX rum Y Yankey Z Zingaro Nasha hua ya nahin . . .

Others say life is unfair. Well, it's true. Others are jealous of you. And they really should be. Wanna know why? Hmmm… coz you have a cute text mate like me.

By the time u realise what your parents said was right... U will have a kid who begins to think you are wrong

I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what u have left! U just came in my mind & left a SMILE on MY face....

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Dance like no one"s watching; sing like no one"s listening; love like you can"t get hurt, and live like there"s no tomorrow. """"

Ur eyes Pataka, ur lips Rocket, ur ears Chakri, ur smile Fuljdi, ur style Anar, ur personality Bomb. . Bache nikl le, i'm comin wid MOMBATTI

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