Devdas ne daru

Devdas ne daru k liye Paro ko chod diya,Ram ne Sita k liy ghar chod diya!Aur apne kya kiya?Chiller bachane ke liyesms karna chod diya.?--

Jan, 14 2012 137 chars (1 sms) 1498 views General

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