Devdas ne daru

Devdas ne daru
Devdas ne daru k liye Paro ko chod diya,Ram ne Sita k liy ghar chod diya!Aur apne kya kiya?Chiller bachane ke liyesms karna chod diya.?--
  

Jan, 14 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1685 views       General

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Welcome 2 mobile Marriage Bureau:Rishte k liye 1 dabaye.Mangni k liye 2 dabaye.Shaadi k liye 3 dabaye.Aur 2nd shaadi k liye 1st ka gala dabayie
PHILOSOPHY Small Things In Life Hurt A Lot. e.g. You Can Sit On A Mountain But Not On A pin
Har ladka kisi ladki ki jindgi me pahla ladka hona chahta he or har ladki, ladke ki jindgi me akhri hona chahti he
If u hide, i’ll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i’ll search 4 u. If u’ll leave, i’ll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i’ll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i’ll kill you.
Aap ko kuch dena haiMere pas aaoThoda aurAb theek hai Apna face meri taraf karo Aankhain band karo dhhhissshum Msg nahi karoge to aise hi padega.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; This describes everything you are not
What is the similarity between Bill gates & me? Dont know? So simple, He never comes 2my house& I never go 2 his house EGO Problem
Unlike others ur brain is a master piece. It has two halves, the left and the right, the left has nothing right in it and the right has nothing left in it.
Who said english is easy Fill this blank with yes or no? ___ I don't have a BRAIN.
Peene ki Umar1 to 3>Milk.4-8>Cerelac.9-13>Complan.14-25>Beer.26-40>Whisky.41-60>Tonic.After 60Kabhi bhi GANGAJAL peena pad sakta hai
Before Marraige : MAD for each other At the time of Marraige : MADE for each other After marraige : MAD bacause of each other.
MASTi lyf me Hoti he,Knife se nai,BHAKTI man me Hoti he,MANDIR me nai,Aap b Jan lo DOSTI sMs karne se Badti he,Sirf PADNE SE nai.