Devdas ne daru

Devdas ne daru
Devdas ne daru k liye Paro ko chod diya,Ram ne Sita k liy ghar chod diya!Aur apne kya kiya?Chiller bachane ke liyesms karna chod diya.?--
  

Jan, 14 2012     137 chars (1 sms)     1735 views       General

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Have u ever thought that why there is a gap in between toe and first finger. ....because god wanted us to wear hawai chappal
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & if aftr u pray & u r still in darkness,pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL!
Giddyup, I"d wish you a happy day, but I"m just a little hoarse - hee haw.""
TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch ur lower lip with ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!
My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
Unlike others ur brain is a master piece. It has two halves, the left and the right, the left has nothing right in it and the right has nothing left in it.
The time since i met u, i have realisd dat A frnd like you is worth million dollars. So, if u dont mind........... bech du kya?
How 2 impress a girl:Respect herHonour herLove herProtect herCare 4 herHow 2 impress a boy:Just smile onceGame over..
Woman has "man" in it.Mrs has "Mr" in it, Female has "Male" in it, She has "He" in it and Madam had "Adam" in it. No wonder Man always wants to be inside" Woman."""""""""""
ALL WANT TO GO HAVEN BUT NO ONE WANT TO DIE
Whats attitude? 3 ants saw an elephant comin 1st ant v vl break his leg 2nd v vl kill him 3rd leave him maccha he is alone & v r3
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