Note: Suna hai AAPKI

Note: Suna hai AAPKI
Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari
  

Jan, 14 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     1012 views       General

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Main yaha Aap waha zindgi hai kaha LEKIN LIFEBOY hai jaha tandrusti hai waha.Chalo kasam todo aur Aaj naha lo..!
PrayeO God, give us Strength & Capacity to pay -IT,VAT,CST,Ser.Tax,Excise,Octroi,TDS,ESI,FBT,Prop Tax,Stamp Duty,CGT,Water Tax,Prof Tax,Road Tax,Edu.C
1 miss call dene se aapko koi charge nahi hota, par aapke miss call se ees dil unvaluable sukun milata hai. Pls miss call...
The most widely used languages in Bangalore..english?tamil?kannada?....No no guess ?.....its C , C++ , Java.. .
Aaj meri SMS FACTRY me IncomeTax ki RED padi Oficr bola-Itna maal produc kr k bhjte ho to TAX nahi bhrte?me bola Maal to jata he mgar payment nahi aata..
Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!
Dnt give Importance 2 MONEY. Bcoz it Can giv Bed but nt SLEEP,Books but nt BRAINS,Cloth bt not BEAUTY, Luxuries bt not HAPPINES.So transfr it to My A/c.
SmS-Ke-5 Fayde1-Mobile ko junk nahi lagta2-Time Pass hota hai 3-Jise SmS karo wo khush Hota hai 4-Contact Bana Rahta hai 5-Koi apko Kanjus Nahi Kahta hai
Ja SMS ja,mere sweet yaar ke pass ja,Dheere se jaana,shor mat machana,Busy ho to kuch mat kehna,free ho to :good evening: kehna...
advantages of "not having a GIRLFRIEND" 1. save time 2. u can sleep well 3. don't need to worry abt how u r looking 4. can go & eat in any restaurant 5. no need to worry abt bill 6. no boring sms in d mid nite 7. can talk wid all girls
How 2 impress a girl:Respect herHonour herLove herProtect herCare 4 herHow 2 impress a boy:Just smile onceGame over..
ROSHNI DEKAR DOOB JANA KOI SURAJ SE SIKHE, DIL DEKAR DARD LENA KOI HAMSE SIKHE, SMS LEKAR REPLY NA DENA KOI AAP SE SIKHE.