Note: Suna hai AAPKI

Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari

Jan, 14 2012 142 chars (1 sms) 921 views General

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Nature is a miracle.

Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.

Hey Fill Up The

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Aaj agar apka sms

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D R I N K D-elicious after

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Height of Reasoning:

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Swim on a pool,

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help ever.... hurt

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PHILOSOPHY Small Things

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Definition of Globalization:

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I mixed rum with

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