Note: Suna hai AAPKI

Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari

Jan, 14 2012 142 chars (1 sms) 1021 views General

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Can U believe things

Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly dropped my beer

Mistakes r not

Mistakes r not a crime, if u can rectify those mistakes they r the key to success.For example, God created U.So wat?Then he created ME!

I.T.OF INDIAN

I.T.OF INDIAN GODS BRAHMA-System installer VISHNU-System supporter SHIVA-Delete specialist NARADA-Data transferer APSARA-Download virus

Xcellent quote written

Xcellent quote written on road to the fast drivers:"If u wanna donate blood, dont do it on the road, please donate it in the blood bank".

There are 2 times,

There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage

Everybody wants someone

Everybody wants someone Special, Someone Nice, Someone thought ful, Someone honest, Someone Cute, Someone perfect, Someone attractive, Why they always call ME!

Class me masti

Class me masti ki toh haath lal.Baap ko pata chala to gaal lal.Padai nahi ki toh dimag lal.Aur bina padai ke pass ho gaye to "JAI JHULELAL".

A kiss is a lovely trick

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous"

Dear customer

Dear customer,your bathing date validity for one year is expired 2day. So kindly RE-BATH within 1 hour and get two years validity.HURRY-UP.

Todays Thought: Try

Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get…

Aaj kal maan kar

Aaj kal maan kar raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne ek k ki kis kiss kissa sunau ramayan ka

Staying single is

Staying single is chic, divorce is in vogue, living in is common, extra marital is happening & here u r Happily married!! Quite Outdated!

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