Note: Suna hai AAPKI

Note: Suna hai AAPKI
Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari
  

Jan, 14 2012     142 chars (1 sms)     985 views       General

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