Wife is a knife who cuts Husbands Life.

Height of Reasoning: I am nt scared of proposin a Girl, But I am scared about: "What would happen If She agrees!"

Saala apun tumko bolaPhir bhi tum humko nahi tola..Apun hai chocolate icecream ka gola..Mila toh mela..Nahi mila toh aasu se gila hona..

If I could write a letter &Sky was my Paper,Ocean my Ink &Stars my Words,it wud stil not b enough 2 dscribe how USELESS u are

U r my sweet heart "HoNa"? I dont want you to "khoNa"! I want a place in u r heart "DONA"! Otherwise i wil start "RONA"! Atleast ek sMS toh"KaRonA"...

once all village peopl decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all peopl gathered & only one boy came with n umbarella. THATS CONFIDENCE..

Ur eyes Pataka, ur lips Rocket, ur ears Chakri, ur smile Fuljdi, ur style Anar, ur personality Bomb. . Bache nikl le, i'm comin wid MOMBATTI

Wealth says "care me".Health says"maintain me".Character says"purify me".Time says"plan me".SMS says"send me" and dis msg says "Remember me"..

The difference betwn COMPLETE & FINISH... When u love the right 1 u r COMPLETE & When u love the wrong 1 u r FINISHED!

Wife is a "Received call" Nieghbour girl is "Dialled call" Aunty is "Missed call" Lover is "Waiting call" BUT Friendship is ''Fevicoll''

Aaj meri SMS FACTRY me IncomeTax ki RED padi Oficr bola-Itna maal produc kr k bhjte ho to TAX nahi bhrte?me bola Maal to jata he mgar payment nahi aata..

ABCD ATI HAI AGAR ATI BHI HOGI TO AISI NAHI ATI HOGI : A Aristocrat B Bagpiper C Contessa D Director special E Eight Pm F Fun drop G God father H Haywards I Imperial blue J Johnny walker K King fisher L Lime drop M Mughal monarch N Nicolase No. 1 O Old monk P Peter scot R Royal stag S Signature T Teacher's scott U Uni boul V Vat 69 W White hall X XXX rum Y Yankey Z Zingaro Nasha hua ya nahin . . .