Proposing a girl

Proposing a girl
Proposing a girl in front of college is gentle>in front of temple is cute>in front of her house is heroism>>but in front of her HUSBAND its DIL..
  

Jan, 14 2012     145 chars (1 sms)     846 views       General

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