Proposing a girl

Proposing a girl in front of college is gentle>in front of temple is cute>in front of her house is heroism>>but in front of her HUSBAND its DIL..

Jan, 14 2012 145 chars (1 sms) 960 views General

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God Askd me God Askd me

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Mistakes r not

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The time since i met

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Wife is a knife

Wife is a knife who cuts Husbands Life.

I think u r very careless

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Today having a phone

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