Definition of Globalization: Princess Diana , an English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, while traveling in a German car.

Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai

Conversions to be remembered 4 lifetime: 100cm= 1m 100ps= 1Rs 100kg=1quintal 100gods=1mother, and most importantly 100 devils= 1 girlfriend

Never expect things to happen… Struggle and make them happen… Never expect you to be given a good value… Create a value of your own u have! Don’t under estimate yourself, You are worth more than anything in this world! Be cheerfull & Live life to the fullest dear…

Pyare mitra Pranam! Apke sandesh nahi milne se hum ati vichalit ho uthte hai! Kripya apne chalit durbhash yantra se aap sandesh bhejte rahe dhanyawad.

Dislove, islove, dlove, bestlove, waylove, 2love, saylove, datlove, ilove, reallylove, mislove, ulove, solove MUCHLOVE Now read witout LOVE

What happens when the earth rotates 30 times faster? A. You get your salary every day.

Last nite some devils came running 2 my room, they wanted 2 trouble good people. I gave ur name & address. they said, oh no, v cant disturb r BOSS...!!

Everybody wants someone Special, Someone Nice, Someone thought ful, Someone honest, Someone Cute, Someone perfect, Someone attractive, Why they always call ME!

Barish Ki Bundo Ko Apni Hateli Me Sametkar Dekho. Jitni Bunde Tum Samet Paye Utna Tum Hame Yad Karte Ho, Jitni Bunde Gir Gayi Utna Yad Hum Tume Karte Hai.

Dil ko Dil samjho to ishq karoDard ko Dard samjo to mohabbat karoWade ko Wada samjho to pura karoOrmereko apna samjho to 1 SMS karo

Water is COLOURLESS, Air is SWEETLESS, Without your sms, my mobile is USELESS.