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The difference betwn COMPLETE & FINISH... When u love the right 1 u r COMPLETE & When u love the wrong 1 u r FINISHED!

Dear MARIE, Yesterday was a very GOOD DAY. Our meeting was TRULY NICE But the chance of success of our love is 50 50.

What is different between cheque and DD. DD is like a wife you can always trust. Cheque is like a girlfriend it can bounce at anytime…

How many times i have told you? Dont send messages to me. See what happen now,all the ants came to my phone and took your sweet messages..

Its hard to find a towel , when soap enters in eyes, Its hard to leave a friend its time to say GOOD BYE

If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock .......... .be fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me.....

Its ice crm dayCasata-if luv meCorneto-if bst frnChocobr-if like meButrscotch-if im coolVanila-if im swtChocochip-if im smrt.Rasberry-if im badwHt 4me?

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & if aftr u pray & u r still in darkness,pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL!

Sunday means S> sote raho U> utho der se N> nahao mat D> deko TV A> aaram hi kro Y> yaad karo sirf humko.. so enjoy u"r sunday..

ABCD ATI HAI AGAR ATI BHI HOGI TO AISI NAHI ATI HOGI : A Aristocrat B Bagpiper C Contessa D Director special E Eight Pm F Fun drop G God father H Haywards I Imperial blue J Johnny walker K King fisher L Lime drop M Mughal monarch N Nicolase No. 1 O Old monk P Peter scot R Royal stag S Signature T Teacher's scott U Uni boul V Vat 69 W White hall X XXX rum Y Yankey Z Zingaro Nasha hua ya nahin . . .

LOVE Means- L=Lot of sorrow. O=Ocean of tears V=Valley of Death. E=End of life. So beware from LOVE....