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Aaj agar apka sms
Aaj agar apka sms ayega tohi hum roti khayenge warna aj gusse me paneer paratha aur kashmiri pulao chole bethure k baad icecream kha kar hi so jayenge.
  
Jan, 14 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     997 views       General

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A modern employer
A modern employer is one who is looking for men between the ages of 25 and 30 with 40 years of experience.
Yad aneWale Yad
Yad aneWale Yad aa rahe hai, Khyalo ki Duniya me chha rahe hai, Hum Kuch keh rahe Hai par wo Chup Hai, Bas Msg padh kar Muskura rahe hai.
LOVE Means
LOVE Means- L=Lot of sorrow. O=Ocean of tears V=Valley of Death. E=End of life. So beware from LOVE....
Your network tariff
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper! Congrats You can make free calls!
Hey Fill Up The
Hey Fill Up The Blanks :-Your Name_________Percentage In SSC_____%Gender_________...Now Read 'Only' The Answers..!Just Chill !!!!
Arties are red,
Arties are red, Veins are blue, when god gave brain, where were you?
Class me masti
Class me masti ki toh haath lal.Baap ko pata chala to gaal lal.Padai nahi ki toh dimag lal.Aur bina padai ke pass ho gaye to "JAI JHULELAL".
A Poster on TV
A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai."Politicians Divide us,Terrorists Unite us
A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:
A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . . .
Ishaq ko ishq
Ishaq ko ishq samjho to ishq karo, Dard ko dard samjho to mehsos karo, Waday ko wada samjho to pora karo, Or hum ko apna samjho to SMS karo....
HAMARE LIYE APNE
HAMARE LIYE APNE DIL ME, JAGAH RAKHIYE, MIND ME NAHI.HAMAI MIND ME RAKHNA DANGEROUS HO SAKTA HAI.KYO KI.......?HUM MIND BLOWING HAI..!!
Dont send any sms
Dont send any sms to me, i dont want to hear u, i dont wnat to c u , i dont want to have any contact to u , i dont want to think of u, coz doctor have told me to keep away from SWEET things.

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