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Life has its ups & downs. Sometimes SUN shines, sometimes RAIN pours. But dont forget, it takes both SUN & RAIN to make a RAINBOW!! Enjoy life.

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Before Marraige : MAD for each other At the time of Marraige : MADE for each other After marraige : MAD bacause of each other.

If you could buy one thing for me, what would it be? Reply is a must. fwd this to your friends n you will b amazed at replies.

When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness & if aftr u pray & u r still in darkness,pls pay ur ELECTRICITY BILL!

Peene ki Umar1 to 3>Milk.4-8>Cerelac.9-13>Complan.14-25>Beer.26-40>Whisky.41-60>Tonic.After 60Kabhi bhi GANGAJAL peena pad sakta hai

I want to kill sweetest smartest and most beautiful person on earth but then i thought.......... suicide is a CRIME.

Sweet is your Name Sweet is your smile. I m very glad to meet you in my life.

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what we wear on our feet are sold in air conditioned showrooms, but the vegetables we eat are sold on footpaths.!!