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Press Down if u think u r MAD. I can't Believe u Did That! Again? For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it? Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!

Jan, 14 2012 140 chars (1 sms) 1000 views General

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Great Pass it on:

Great Pass it on: "Forgiving a Terrorist is left to GOD. But fixing their appointment with GOD is our Responsibility" -INDIAN ARMY

There are 2 times,

There are 2 times, when a man doesn't understand a woman do you know when? before marriage & after marriage

Easiest way to die.

Easiest way to die. 1.Hav a cigar daily u ll die 10 yrs early 2.Hav drinks daily u ll die 30 yrs early 3.Bt "LUV" Sum1 Truly u ll Die Daily.

U got style,

U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!

U Look at the Ocean

U Look at the Ocean, see GOD's Abundance ! U Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder ! U Look at the Moon, see GOD's Glory ! And when U Look at the Mirror, see GOD's BLUNDER

A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:

A boy prpose a GIRLin new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . . .

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY : "Marry and make a woman happy.... OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy...!!"*

The secret to success

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures

How 2 impress

How 2 impress a girl:Respect herHonour herLove herProtect herCare 4 herHow 2 impress a boy:Just smile onceGame over..

The secret of a

The secret of a HAPPY married life......... is still a SECRET!

Today, tommorow and

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!!

There are two theories

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

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