LOVE Means- L=Lot of sorrow. O=Ocean of tears V=Valley of Death. E=End of life. So beware from LOVE....

How 2 impress a girl:Respect herHonour herLove herProtect herCare 4 herHow 2 impress a boy:Just smile onceGame over..

Aaj kal maan kar raha hai ki main tumhe kabhi bhi mauka dekh kar sabke samne ek k ki kis kiss kissa sunau ramayan ka

Devdas ne daru k liye Paro ko chod diya,Ram ne Sita k liy ghar chod diya!Aur apne kya kiya?Chiller bachane ke liyesms karna chod diya.?--

Ek accha insan agar100 bar bhi ruth jaye to har bar use mana lo. Kyuki kimti motiyo ki mala jitni bar tute use pirona padta Hi hai.ali

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When U think life's boring.Just call me.I will come there & hold Ur hands & go 4 a walk on a big river bridge &I'll show UWHERE TO JUMP.

Unlike others ur brain is a master piece. It has two halves, the left and the right, the left has nothing right in it and the right has nothing left in it.

If your legs are paining, don't worry at all. It's B'coz yesterday the whole day u wer running in my mind...! Take rest now.. n b ready 2 Run 2Morrow..

Never ignore somebody who care for you,B"coz You someday may find that u have lost a dimond n u were busy in clloecting stones... "

Try this,go to write msg,activate dictionary then hide ur screen wid ur 1 hand n type 4164771968,now remove ur hand & read it phir dekho kamaal

Delhi Ke paas Ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 Ke route ke 3rd station Bharatpur Ke Ek chote Se Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale Kabristaan Ke Chowkidar Ki Kabar Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki Taang Ki Tisri Ungli Ke Nakhoon Ke Paas Chhupe Huye Chichar Ke Pait Mein Rehne Wale Bacteria Ke Chromosomal DNA Ki Thymine Nucleotide Ki 5th Carbon Ke Outer Shell Ke 4th Electron Ki Kasam, Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai...hee,