Last nite some devils

Last nite some devils
Last nite some devils came running 2 my room, they wanted 2 trouble good people. I gave ur name & address. they said, oh no, v cant disturb r BOSS...!!
  

Jan, 14 2012     151 chars (1 sms)     1076 views       General

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