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Jan, 14 2012 79 chars (1 sms) 2129 views Funny

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Why is Gandhiji smiling on all currency notes?Because if he cries..All notes will get 'wet'..

loyal & faithful partner can really bring wonders in one's life.But these kinda species r disappearing frm d face of planet.

Apki 'smile' ne

Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.

TeachIf U hv 12

TeachIf U hv 12 Chocolates & u giv 5 to SONAL, 4 to NEHA & 3 to TINA den wat wil U hv Now? SAHIL: 3 New Galfrndz!

Question: What happened

Question: What happened when two sardars were waiting for buses numbered 1 and 2? Answer: When bus number 12 came, they both climbed on!

Guide: Welcome 2

Guide: Welcome 2 Niagra falls. Sound intensity is so high dat even 20 supersonic jets cant b heard. Now may i requst d ladies 2 b silent so we can hear d falls

THE best frnd

THE best frnd is 1who stands in ur exam hall n says HOW MUCH WIL U WRITE COME FAST"GIRLS ARE LEAVING"

karo shri ganpati

karo shri ganpati bapa ke darshan papiyon ko nahin dikhte!

I love "u"

I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u" Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too..v, x , y , z !!

dil bechen he aaj

dil bechen he aaj kal mera jab se jiyada aane laga he mobile ka bill mera

Sabhi ladko ko suchit

Sabhi ladko ko suchit kiya jata haki AAJ KE DIN mobile Band rakhe KYOKI kuch shararti ladkiya rakhi sms kar sakti hai Purush janhit me jari.

Think u r sitting

Think u r sitting in front of computer, what computer will think, u know...?" Intel inside, mental outside ".ha..ha..ha..

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