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Jan, 14 2012 79 chars (1 sms) 2060 views Funny

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I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in usa, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?

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Dreams make all

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Some One Is Loving

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Shhhh. Dont go outside

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First Person: My

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Whenever u have

Whenever u have to make a decision, Listen to ur Heart Then ur head & Then finally Do... What ur WIFE tells u to do...??

Khuda kare tujhe

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I Wrote your Name

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When hand stop..

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