Wife-I wish I was a newspaper so I'd be in ur hands all day. Husband-I too wish d same, so I could have a new 1 everyday

Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !

dil bechen he aaj kal mera jab se jiyada aane laga he mobile ka bill mera

At marriage function, old ppl usd 2 pull my cheeks & say "U R NEXT"Nw they stopped it.U knw y? B coz I startd doing d same at funerals!

Kripya Dhyan de....... Dhayan dene ke liye Dhanyavad ha ha ha............

Mobile repair krne walay ko loose motion ho jaye to wo kaisey explain karega? Doctr sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hain,outgoing main taklif ho rhi ha.Subah se naye naye ringtone baj rahe hain. or pait main balance nahin bach raha, jitna b recharge kro utna kharach ho rha hai

Red Rose: Luv Yelloe Rose: Friendship White Rose: Peace Which Rose for u? Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgi

Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,Apki 'smile' ne saara jahan hila diya,COMA se jaage huye mareez ko permanently sula diya.

Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya

See the sky youll see Gods face, see the rain you will dance once again, see the moon you will see the depth of lake. Now see the mirror and youll see the God cutest mistake.

Thngs in Boys room b4 marrge- Perfums, Luv lettrs, Gifts, F'shp bands, Cards, posters nd lots more Aftr marriage- Painkilers, Loan papr, Unpaid bils..

What a man want?Ek ladki jo Pyaar dey Ek ladiki jo Accha khana banayeEk ladki jo usse Dil se chaheAur??Teeno ladkiyan 1 dusre se na mile