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Jan, 14 2012     79 chars (1 sms)     2232 views       Funny

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Honey Said,"I'm D Sweetest In D World".God Laughed & Said, "Wait, U've Not Met D Person Reading Dis sMs"Moral-"Even God Lie'
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