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An Engineering Studnt
An Engineering Studnt 2 His Sweeper:Brother I Hav Got DegreeI Hav Got KnowledgeI Can Sit in Society.What Do U Hav?Sweeper:I Hav The Job.
  
Jan, 13 2012     136 chars (1 sms)     962 views       Funny

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