An Engineering Studnt

An Engineering Studnt 2 His Sweeper:Brother I Hav Got DegreeI Hav Got KnowledgeI Can Sit in Society.What Do U Hav?Sweeper:I Hav The Job.

Jan, 13 2012 136 chars (1 sms) 914 views Funny

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once a ant and

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A kid went 2school

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To live a life one

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